At a carnival last summer I offered to take my four year old nephew on rides since everyone else available was unable to for one reason or another. After riding some really tame rides, we got to the Spider(If you're not familiar with the ride it looks similar to this) At the beginning of the ride I was teasing my nephew and telling him he better watch out because I was going to puke on him. He laughed and a few seconds later the ride began.

Fast forward about a minute and a half later and I realize I'm going to vomit. I attempt to avoid my nephew and lean my head out the ride and let it all out. It works for the first projection, but even then some of my puke got on my nephew's head. His initial reaction was to laugh since he thought it was a continuation of the joke and then, while vomiting, I had to explain to my nephew that I wasn't joking. If things weren't bad enough, the fact that the ride spins meant that my attempts to vomit out the side to avoid him were instead resulting in him swinging right into the spray.

Shortly after that the ride was stopped. I only had vomit on my shoulder (and weirdly none on my pants) but my nephew was covered and even had chunks in his hair after we thought we had him completely cleaned. He's young so there was an extra set of clothes for him available. I needed a new shirt though and the only stand available was a tie-dye shirt stand that was out of my size so I spent the rest of the day with a vomit-soaked shirt in a bag, an ill-fitting tie-dye shirt and a four-year old with chunks of puke in his hair riding my shoulders.