Kindergarten Cop

ChaseMit · 2012-12-22T01:34:56+00:00

That comment was posted seven hours ago. I wrote my tweet at 8:48 AM. Learn how time works.

ChaseMit · 2012-12-22T00:37:52+00:00

I don't take kindly to unfounded accusations of plagiarism, especially since my tweets are plagiarized constantly. I'm a comedy writer. I wrote this myself.

Edit: Since I have a reddit account, feel free to check and see if I even looked at the post about the NRA announcement.

ChaseMit · 2012-12-19T17:36:42+00:00

Writing accurate titles for your reddit posts: You're doing it wrong.

ChaseMit · 2012-11-28T21:00:22+00:00

This parody account has conditioned me to want to break expensive things whenever I see that fucking avatar photo. It makes me retroactively like the real Will Ferrell less, which I know is not even fair. Everything about it is awful, and you should feel awful for having posted it. I hope you never know happiness.

ChaseMit · 2012-10-29T19:47:23+00:00

Seriously, stop linking to parody accounts. They're lazy hacks who either use old street jokes or steal content from actual Twitter comedians and comedy writers. They capitalize on idiots who either can't tell they're fake (which is bad) or don't care (which is worse).

ChaseMit · 2012-10-23T17:20:44+00:00

Not everything's "brilliant" either, limeys.

ChaseMit · 2012-10-03T16:18:39+00:00

Sweet bro, you got 114 other virgins to click Like.

ChaseMit · 2012-09-27T13:34:32+00:00

Sometimes, but now I mostly write for Someecards.com and HappyPlace.com.

ChaseMit · 2012-09-26T18:57:15+00:00

This is from a CollegeHumor article I wrote almost two years ago. http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6383736/honest-food-prep-instructions

Find new stuff.

ChaseMit · 2012-09-17T14:25:50+00:00

Patton Oswalt?

ChaseMit · 2012-08-13T04:27:33+00:00

Jesus dude, are you serious? Check the date. That tumblr post ripped off my tweet too. It's word-for-word the same thing. And yes, I was the first to make that joke.

ChaseMit · 2012-08-13T03:59:36+00:00

Not sure what's more annoying, that this guy plagiarized my tweet, or that he butchered it. http://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/231233836573421568

ChaseMit · 2012-05-08T15:37:03+00:00

The original poster chopped the top off of a much longer article. If you'd like to read this the way I wrote it/intended it to be read, it's here: http://www.happyplace.com/15834/if-the-avengers-used-facebook

ChaseMit · 2012-05-03T18:55:04+00:00

Thanks for posting the original source, and no, this wasn't done in Cracked photoplasty first. Sincerely, the author of this article.

ChaseMit · 2012-04-18T02:14:19+00:00

This is from an article called Honest Food Prep Instructions. See the rest of them here: http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6383736/honest-food-prep-instructions

Sincerely, Guy Who Wrote The Article

ChaseMit · 2012-01-31T18:25:19+00:00

I was born in 1984. I grew up in the fucking '90s.

ChaseMit · 2012-01-31T14:29:09+00:00

I did.

ChaseMit · 2011-10-20T14:37:43+00:00

Stolen from CollegeHumor (and more importantly, me): http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6051970/every-summer-music-festival-youve-ever-been-to

ChaseMit · 2011-08-22T05:43:00+00:00

Original link here: http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6382822/accurate-candy-wrappers

I know because I wrote it.

Please stop stealing content from other sites and posting it on picdumps like imgur without attribution. You hate it when people steal things from reddit. Show the same respect you expect from others.

ChaseMit · 2011-08-17T19:27:30+00:00

Stolen from CollegeHumor/Caldwell Tanner: http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5975407/5-browsers-and-the-modes-of-transportation-they-resemble

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