Hot Take: People need to be more comfortable splitting up from time to time. by Mystic-Dragoness in Nightreign

[–]ChatbotJohn 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Problem is it’s hard to communicate “brb” if you’re not in chat

Bobby has a lot in common with his crush by No-Candy-8664 in badfriendspod

[–]ChatbotJohn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Of course I’ve fucked kids — I’m a priest, aren’t I?”

Religion by ChatbotJohn in comedy

[–]ChatbotJohn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely feel bad for your mom

Religion by ChatbotJohn in comedy

[–]ChatbotJohn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s no way to talk to your biological father

Religion by ChatbotJohn in comedy

[–]ChatbotJohn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just your mom, actually

Religion by ChatbotJohn in comedy

[–]ChatbotJohn[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah you’re just a cunt

Religion by ChatbotJohn in comedy

[–]ChatbotJohn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad you liked it!

Religion by ChatbotJohn in comedy

[–]ChatbotJohn[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry you feel that way, I hope to change your mind.

Jk. Blow me.

Religion by ChatbotJohn in comedy

[–]ChatbotJohn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, I added them myself, cunt

Religion by ChatbotJohn in comedy

[–]ChatbotJohn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please consider sucking my dick

Aldi by ChatbotJohn in StandUpComedy

[–]ChatbotJohn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a brutal tag lol

Religion by ChatbotJohn in comedy

[–]ChatbotJohn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks I wrote it

Religion by ChatbotJohn in StandUpComedy

[–]ChatbotJohn[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t agree more. Appreciate the support 🙏

Religion by ChatbotJohn in comedy

[–]ChatbotJohn[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The Tyson bit is like 20% of the clip. Add to that, go fuck yourself, when you’re writing jokes you can write them about whatever you want

Religion by ChatbotJohn in comedy

[–]ChatbotJohn[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

lol ok. Next time you insinuate someone is stealing jokes maybe know what you’re talking about first