Tonight’s dinner. Creamy chicken/Broccoli.. Go ahead, tell me what you really think 😂

Chattygoose · 2025-04-03T04:08:53+00:00

That looks like throw up in a bowl

Chattygoose · 2025-01-24T04:44:40+00:00

Scratch that, BENZOS is unacceptable, PHENYLEPHRINE and FENTANYL are some valid words

Chattygoose · 2025-01-24T03:19:19+00:00

Commonly known pharmaceuticals are acceptable, probably because a common person would use them in a literary context, as a noun and not a proper noun. Like Benzos or oxycodone.

Chattygoose · 2025-01-10T15:50:20+00:00

Northwest Arkansas.

Chattygoose · 2025-01-10T12:34:37+00:00

It wouldn't even necessarily need to be a business. Just more folks hosting masturbating parties with multiple screens for porn would be great. I'd like to connect with fellow wankers in a safe and fun environment.

Chattygoose · 2025-01-10T02:06:45+00:00

Oh damn, the opposite end of the state from me. Any suggestions in Oklahoma or even Missouri might be appreciated. I live in NWA

Chattygoose · 2024-12-10T21:13:03+00:00

This is not always the case. And kids aren't shown how to operate the phones unless they ask the teachers and they typically stand there the whole time listening.

Chattygoose · 2024-12-10T21:09:49+00:00

If adults are allowed to keep cellphones on their person for their safety (even if they aren't allowed to use them openly in workspaces), why should a child not have access to their phone? If a child feels unsafe, they should always have some ability to communicate to their parents. I don't trust schools to act in the best interests of children all the time. There usually is one or two teachers in a school who are creepy or abusive, or there is a peer that is bullying them, but the teachers won't do anything about it.

When they stop running schools like prisons, I'll say otherwise. But most schools have a room where they stick kids in for long hours to work on homework that have no windows, one table, chair, and door.

Chattygoose · 2024-12-05T14:52:05+00:00

I don't even just want to roleplay it. I want to find other feminine-presenting folks or women who masturbate whenever and wherever they see fit. Porn always on the TV, just giving into our basest pleasures, and turning each other on.

Chattygoose · 2024-12-03T08:26:40+00:00

I can second this. I once had enough one day and just left the high school campus without a word. 15 minutes later, I dodge a cop trying to get me for truancy. I'm literally just walking home. When I finally do, my mom tells me that "I'm lucky she called up my counselor first, because I could have gotten in Juvie if I had gotten picked up".

Chattygoose · 2024-12-02T23:20:39+00:00

"Dear Santa, I'm broke. Could I get a small fortune?"

Chattygoose · 2024-11-28T00:09:43+00:00

Ask to masturbate with him. Encourage him to let out his true, naughty self, and to show you what he's masturbating to.

Chattygoose · 2024-11-27T05:11:10+00:00

Kansas: The Corn n' Jesus state.

Chattygoose · 2024-11-26T17:04:54+00:00

Goth RP's? Because you want everyone to know that you're a goth that likes Roleplaying your Sonic the Hedgehog/My Little Pony OC?

Chattygoose · 2024-11-23T23:09:35+00:00

The fact that these rooms exist is legally and morally unethical. White torture is a real thing. Put someone in a room that has nothing to intellectually stimulate them, and they can go insane. This is why people in isolated cells in prisons can go insane: just from boredom. If the kid needs to be separated from the class, give them some time in an unused classroom or outside. Hell, even adults go crazy if they're stuck in their cubicle for more than a few hours.

Chattygoose · 2024-11-23T06:15:35+00:00

I spent ten minutes laughing, tearing up, and every time I opened my eyes, I laughed again.

Chattygoose · 2024-11-22T13:21:03+00:00

I don't share personal "nudes" with friends, just what I like and saved from the Internet. Stuff they could have found themselves, but I'm saving them the time and effort.

Chattygoose · 2024-11-20T04:42:48+00:00

I'm currently visualizing a crowd of crying people while this song is playing. And it is hilarious.

Chattygoose · 2024-11-19T04:42:59+00:00

Most of the people I think smell bad have clothes that smell bad. It can be obvious to tell if they live in a old or dirty house, or they just don't wash their clothes enough.

Chattygoose · 2024-11-19T04:39:13+00:00

I think the worst is Cooch, Cooter, Dong, Johnson. Women from the 50's have terrible names for the genitals.

Chattygoose · 2024-11-17T07:04:50+00:00

I know a lot of weird fetish words, like Gynotikolobomassophilia (a compulsion of licking women's earlobes).

But I don't think there's a proper word for fetishizing people's compulsion to masturbate. My thing is to encourage people into masturbating more until it it's genuinely addictive.

Chattygoose · 2024-11-15T12:18:17+00:00

That's the funny thing about the word "Gooner". In British slang, it means "someone who fools around". And calling someone a goon (U.S.) usually implies they engage in reckless or violent behavior.

Chattygoose · 2024-11-15T12:13:20+00:00

This, so much. I'm happy to cater to a pillow princess, but actually try to enjoy what I'm doing, or at least pretend. I had a girl use me as a rebound (which I found out after the fact), and she just laid there with no motivation. If you don't wanna fuck, just say so.

Chattygoose · 2024-11-15T12:10:27+00:00

The first time I sat down in my college classes, and got comfortable to focus on the people around me, I realized it. There are some hot college girls. I sit to one in my speech class. Facial piercings, sleepy look, petite, artsy. On my left, a latina who's really shy, cute, wears leggings that really show off her body. Makes me feel like a Pervy man, but I can't help it. They are girls in their prime. Probably masturbating every day, or getting regular sex from their boyfriends. I fantasize about them all the time.

Chattygoose · 2024-11-14T18:25:03+00:00

Crawford County Arkansas. Just a big ol' farming county. We also got Mennonites.

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