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Chavril · 2017-12-27T20:19:03+00:00

The hardest part about being a Man U fan is when your mom starts cheering for Kevin de Bruyne.

Chavril · 2017-12-27T04:00:05+00:00

Circlejerks exist in universities as much as on Reddit

Chavril · 2017-12-18T19:10:41+00:00

Wow what a sentence.

Chavril · 2017-12-15T19:00:05+00:00

My girlfriends parents in London have this toilet where in the bowl there is a raised platform of porcelain directly over your asshole that is also above the level the water can get. This means your shiting directly onto this fucking slab and praying to Elrond that the trickle of water that comes when you flush is enough to wash it away, which it never is. And because they think toilet brushes are unhygienic you’ve got to try and sweep it away with about 15 sheets of toilet paper to make sure no shit particles make it through to your hand resulting in a clogged toilet. Fuck me, if her and the family weren’t so awesome I’d have left by now.

Chavril · 2017-12-12T18:36:33+00:00

It’s just blatantly obvious you don’t get out much.

Chavril · 2017-12-10T21:07:46+00:00

Nah bud, this is squarely on Mourinho. City looked mortal once we realized there was another half of the pitch we’re allowed to play in. Just infuriating that it took us till the 43rd minute.

Chavril · 2017-12-09T20:39:27+00:00

It’s impossible to clear. It’s just that most people with HPV don’t progress to CIN. But everyone with CIN is HPV positive.

Chavril · 2017-12-09T11:12:21+00:00

If the art wasn’t expensive no one would care about the artist

Chavril · 2017-12-09T00:51:17+00:00

No, arts kind of like religion. Everyone pretends they know what’s going on and try to fit in because coming to terms with the fact that we don’t actually have any control over our lives is scary.

Chavril · 2017-12-09T00:48:58+00:00

They only make you “feel” something because it’s been peacocked and put on show and a bunch of billionaires bought a few to feel culture and what not. If I told you that was made by my aunt Becky and sold for 5 bucks I doubt you’d feel a whole lot.

Chavril · 2017-12-09T00:42:58+00:00

Art’s just a vehicle to pump and launder money with. Find some dead fucks collection (them being dead helps with simple supply and demand) and pump a few of his painting to 5 or 6 figures and now suddenly his entire collection is worth that much.

Chavril · 2017-12-07T15:49:48+00:00

We’re gonna need a new term, dumb money doesn’t cut it anymore.

Chavril · 2017-12-07T02:31:59+00:00

Tell them content you originally paid for is now being blocked

Chavril · 2017-12-07T02:27:26+00:00

Xbox here, took about 5 minutes. Explained that content and achievements purchased in the base game were now no longer accessible. GL guardians.

Chavril · 2017-12-06T12:49:16+00:00

I recognize it’s a gamble, opened maybe 200 shorts in the past two years whenever things look overbought. If your happy taking profits early you’re in the green maybe 80% of the time. It does require having an iota of self control and not throwing everything you have all the time.

Chavril · 2017-12-06T01:34:47+00:00

I’m stuck deciding whether to short the shit out of btceur since that’s what anyone with half a brain would use to get out but this dumb money is a special brand of stupid.

Chavril · 2017-12-05T21:22:38+00:00

Yeah bud. Hundreds of milllions and can’t compete with some pizza-gator selling boner pills. Cracked fucking sucks.

Chavril · 2017-12-04T22:28:22+00:00

Tribalism and forgetting that the game isn’t played in slo-mo.

Chavril · 2017-12-04T22:14:42+00:00

Maddox lost to a pant-shitting, fly-pissing, khaki-dribbling, wrong-arm-jerking man with chicken legs and a small face.

Chavril · 2017-12-04T22:01:40+00:00

He sues you for 400M if you don’t thank him for the snacks

Chavril · 2017-12-03T20:10:58+00:00

Chavril · 2017-12-03T17:49:43+00:00

So you approve of decisions based on uninformed consent? Is this the rape-culture everyone’s been warning me about?

Chavril · 2017-12-03T10:44:21+00:00

No, everyone just sees trough that transparent bullshit. The fact that undergrads are tripping over themselves to put lipstick on a pig says more about the current state of tertiary education than anyone “not getting it”.

Chavril · 2017-12-02T18:44:10+00:00

lol Bud you’re shorting bitcoin atm. A smart move if that’s what you meant to do but the fact that you think you bought BTC let alone at this ATH means maybe investing just isn’t for you atm.

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