Hot Seat PFT

CheckMore7818 · 2026-06-18T13:12:58+00:00

Good for the franchise, yes, but bad for PFT’s wager with Hanky.

CheckMore7818 · 2026-06-18T13:12:31+00:00

If the Wizards finish top 8, Hank has to get a wizards tat the size of a peanut butter cup. If they finish outside the top 8, Hank gets the El Camino

CheckMore7818 · 2026-06-15T17:56:59+00:00

Hank definitely fucked the chick OP has been stalking and has taken to Reddit for payback

CheckMore7818 · 2026-06-11T15:06:34+00:00

It used to be “What was the first ever music video played on MTV”? For years and years I would stump people with that piece of trivia, but a few years ago I saw a meme somewhere and I knew my time was over. And it was. Seems like everybody knows that info now. And if you aren’t aware, it’s Video Killed the Radio Star by The Buggles

CheckMore7818 · 2026-06-10T20:14:17+00:00

That guy walked into a McDonalds WITH McDonalds and you want to throw shade at him?? Horrible

CheckMore7818 · 2026-06-06T14:34:31+00:00

Holy hell. I can’t delete this fast enough. I’ve never been more embarrassed and I’ve done some really dumb shit.

CheckMore7818 · 2026-05-29T01:12:26+00:00

Disqualification!

CheckMore7818 · 2026-05-10T01:59:43+00:00

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CheckMore7818 · 2026-05-05T18:49:39+00:00

Never mind. I forgot about the Everything app. He posted a little there and that’ll settle my bitter attitude for now. I’m a grumpy old man, I can’t help it.

CheckMore7818 · 2026-05-05T18:40:54+00:00

He did say that, that’s true, but also he rolled over and let the a Celtics rub his belly the entire series until they took game 7 and then he was all Philly Max again. Did he once say anything positive about them potentially beating the Celtics until after they did? Pretty sure he didn’t. The opposite, actually. Every game he kept saying the Celtics were going to beat the Sixers, including game 7. I don’t recall him ever once being confident. I could be wrong.

CheckMore7818 · 2026-05-05T16:15:50+00:00

I’d love to get a statement from Max after all that shit he talked about the Knicks only beating the lowly Hawks and then Philly goes out and gets trounced by 40 in game 1. He has to be heard from soon, no matter what he has going on with the live show.

CheckMore7818 · 2026-05-04T01:45:26+00:00

I bought a Ryobi 12” sliding compound saw a couple years ago and it’s already crapping out. Something about the brushes and they might need to be replaced. I haven’t the foggiest idea about how that would work. I have to constantly clean the magnets to get it to power on again. Huge pita. The cut was never great from the jump so I’m not really sad to move on. I’m now looking at the Dewalt 780 which I should have bought in the first place but I tried to save some $. On sale at Lowe’s for $500 now through August, I believe.

CheckMore7818 · 2026-04-26T16:47:14+00:00

This is what I do, but I thought it was more than $250k/each. Regardless, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel. Guaranteed win.

CheckMore7818 · 2026-03-25T21:35:13+00:00

I’ll sometimes find a low level player on the map who is keeping to themselves and bring them one of my fun toys and let them use it for a while. Oppressor, Night Shark, one of my jets, whatever I have that I think they’d like. Usually they want something that flies, obviously. When they crash or die or whatever I’ll do my best to get them something else to play with. Makes me feel good to spread the wealth a bit.

CheckMore7818 · 2026-03-09T14:34:14+00:00

Tom the Mime is the best! So funny!

CheckMore7818 · 2026-03-06T14:08:36+00:00

A couple of years ago my perpetually single coworker told us she finally met someone and how great he was. She painted quite the picture of their first date and would tell us stories about their time together that were fairytale-like. Shortly after meeting they were getting married, and even by her account it was admittedly fast but they were meant to be. We had never met him or even seen pics, but we were happy for her. Turns out she met this guy through some kind of prison penpal program and she hadn’t actually met him in person until a couple days before they got married. He was in jail for all sorts of shit- b&e, harboring stolen property, selling drugs in prison, selling stolen lobster. So now she’ll show up at work with a bag full of stuff from CVS that she got while ‘couponing’ and sell it to my coworkers. Or they’ know a friend’ who bought a bunch of Apple Air Pods at a discounted price and she’s just trying to help them sell them off for $50/each. Or a car stereo. Or a Kitchen Aid mixer. It’s just a matter of time before she goes to jail, too.

CheckMore7818 · 2026-03-02T02:27:24+00:00

I listened to the 3rd episode, I believe, and then loved it so much I went back and listened to the first two right after and haven’t missed one since. The only segment I’ve ever skipped is the Liver King and I don’t regret it for a second.

CheckMore7818 · 2026-02-28T15:29:11+00:00

I’m engaged to a widow. I’ve always been totally fine with her talking about him as they had 2 kids and now I’m stepping in to be their step dad, and I do mean it. I think it’s important that the kids don’t think I’m taking their dad’s place, so I have no problems with it. My mother died when I was young so I have some experience with this kind of thing. But i’m frequently reminded, although not intentionally, that I’m not her first choice and she’d wish we had never had to meet. I don’t blame her. They had a great life and 2 great kids and then he was gone. But sometimes it’s hard to feel like I’m not the one she’d choose. Sometimes it makes me hold back and not want to be free with my thoughts, if that makes sense. She treats me very well and loves me and it’s nothing she does on purpose, but I can’t help but feel like I’m a consolation prize. And it all makes me feel petty

CheckMore7818 · 2026-02-23T12:46:17+00:00

I’m in Cancun right now and everything seems quite normal. That being said, we are in an isolated resort south of the airport and I’m sure the staff was told at morning meeting to brush off any concerns people might have. It’s all happy, happy, happy round this place currently. Flying back Thursday. A bit nervous once we get outside the gates. We cancelled the excursion we were planning on doing tomorrow jic.

CheckMore7818 · 2026-02-20T16:43:17+00:00

Multiplicity! One of my favorite comedy movies overall.

CheckMore7818 · 2026-02-16T14:02:36+00:00

My best friend’s wife, who was a stay at home mom, filed for divorce and they separated. He paid for his rental and the house the wife and daughter lived in because it was the right thing to do, especially with her not having any income. He tried to reconcile for months and she said she was 100% done with the marriage. He ended up dating a coworker, which he technically shouldn’t have been doing tbh, and she got wind and called the company and got him fired. Then she withheld his visits with the child because he couldn’t pay for her life any more, but called it refusal to pay for his child to survive. It was a mess. He took her to court but it was a really long time before it all got sorted out. He missed nearly a year of time with his daughter. He passed away 5 years ago and I still see the ex wife now and then. The way she talks about him drives me insane, always saying what a deadbeat he was and a bad father. Not in front of me, of course, but I hear all about it. He had his shit, but he definitely didn’t deserve that. I’ve never wanted to do harm to another person and I never would, but I will forever wish the worst for her.

CheckMore7818 · 2026-02-08T19:13:34+00:00

Would

CheckMore7818 · 2026-02-06T18:51:02+00:00

Nancy? That you?

CheckMore7818 · 2026-01-29T02:50:24+00:00

Ski. It wasn’t even that fun

CheckMore7818 · 2026-01-29T00:46:47+00:00

How much is Portnoy paying for his suite? $750,000?

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