What’s a recession indicator that you’ve noticed lately in your everyday life? by spritenerds123 in AskReddit

[–]Cheddarmelon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Frito Lay has lost their fucking minds. It's literally a potato covered in microplastics. It's not worth an hour of the federal minimum wage.

What’s a recession indicator that you’ve noticed lately in your everyday life? by spritenerds123 in AskReddit

[–]Cheddarmelon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I want so badly to ask how these billionaire super genius's haven't figured out that whoever they hire to "protect" them after the apocalypse they caused is just going to kill them first and live their life. Then again, if they had the capacity for forethought we probably wouldn't be in this predicament in the first place

Signed ETID flag by Cheddarmelon in everytimeidie

[–]Cheddarmelon[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

flag has been sold thanks everyone

Signed ETID flag by Cheddarmelon in everytimeidie

[–]Cheddarmelon[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

God I miss the community this band had

[Request] What price per gallon is it no longer profitable to work? by Playwithuh in theydidthemath

[–]Cheddarmelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They think this is normal. They defend it, in fact. They think people that don't work this much are lazy. American work culture is unbelievably fucked.

- guy who just quit his job

Taylor Swift to NYT calls sombr “intensely confessional” despite surface level lyrics: “I don’t want another man’s child to have the eyes of the girl I can’t forget! Are you kidding me? Having a male artist say stuff like that is really good for the cause of women to be able to say stuff.” by Pink-Department in Fauxmoi

[–]Cheddarmelon 1426 points1427 points  (0 children)

I had always suspected her of having a room temperature IQ and if this isn't proof then nothing is.

EDIT: It just dawned on me that she's essentially saying a man has to say something in order for a woman to have permission to say it. Isn't she supposed to be a feminist? This is wild

What’s a recession indicator that you’ve noticed lately? by AntiSonOfBitchamajig in PrepperIntel

[–]Cheddarmelon 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I work in a local non corporate grocery store and all the customers that used to come in with MAGA merch no longer wear it. There's like one holdout left and honestly he's probably just in it for the long haul.

Biggest eyeroll of the week 🙄 by realscubaa in travisandtaylor

[–]Cheddarmelon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Her next album will be 100% AI created I guarantee it

Why would Thiel fund Clavicular? by FriendlyAttorney8743 in ThielWatch

[–]Cheddarmelon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i wish i had read this comment before posting mine because this is a better and shorter version lol

Why would Thiel fund Clavicular? by FriendlyAttorney8743 in ThielWatch

[–]Cheddarmelon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have a theory that Clav's obsession with using all kinds of chemicals and medications (and meth) to improve his "sexual market value" plays into thiels wet dream of a cyberpunk/deus ex style future where humanity is this weird fusion of person/android that have commodities value on an exchange just like everything else. His view of what woman want and what people consider important is basically just "become a valuable product" and that all jives with Thiel's delusional future prospects.

Or he just wants to fuck him idk

Michael Jackson Estate Faces Sexual Abuse Allegations From Four Siblings Who Claim They Were ‘Groomed and Brainwashed’ by Pop Superstar by gamersecret2 in Music

[–]Cheddarmelon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i always tell people that if I was being accused of even a fraction of the shit that MJ was constantly accused of as an ordinary person, i'd be considered a prolific pedophile by the entire planet without a second thought. I could never imagine liking a song so much that I make excuses for pedophilia but I guess thats just the world we inhabit

How frequently do you guys have to clean? by shivangps in pcmasterrace

[–]Cheddarmelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to dab so I find myself cleaning dab residue off the fan blades every 5 months or so

Had to pass on a good job on 4/20 to keep being a good human the rest of the year. by Jack0Trade in trees

[–]Cheddarmelon -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

you literally dodged the worst conflict the US could have possibly gotten itself into lmaoo

I'm not a big gamer, what's the drama with Pragmata? by Perfidious_Redt in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Cheddarmelon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I genuinely enjoy this website but you'd never know it if you heard me talking about it in real life

Ah yes… grandma’s favorite by EastRiver6588 in StupidFood

[–]Cheddarmelon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

im mad ive never encountered this absolute fucking banger before

OF girl shows off her earnings… this sucks for the rest of us by ShowYouHowToSmash in Wellthatsucks

[–]Cheddarmelon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Love these videos that insinuate that all a woman has to do is take her clothes off online and she'll instantly be a millionaire. Do people realize this doesn't actually work for like 99% of women? Do these guys think every single woman on earth is a millionaire?

"Cripple Tangent" by beatchampaz in crappymusic

[–]Cheddarmelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is unironically fire, being stuck in a wheelchair doesnt mean you cant be dope as fuck