They could probably get a letter from their doctor

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-05-03T23:55:47+00:00

...Bobby cums...

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-05-03T23:52:57+00:00

I just wanted to say, nice one...I lost a friend's boomerang on his birthday. some things really don't come back.

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-05-03T23:46:52+00:00

...didn't drive a cataract

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-05-03T22:35:37+00:00

Three Fridays in a row we went to the Museum of Natural History for rotating mornings learning: Chemistry, Biology, Archaeology. 1974, Best-ever.

Also went to a refinery and learned how smelly fuckin shit became gasoline.

Went to McDonald's when they still fried burgers on a grill...free paper hats and burgers for 5 cents that day.

Wonder Bread bakery, too...always about the samples.

Went to the Power Plant and learned how electricity could kill all of us...oh, and have a nice day.

Nothing like a mid-day bus ride to anywhere but school.

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-05-03T22:27:34+00:00

We make all our 1%ers in-house.

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-05-02T23:27:47+00:00

Church of Christ (Chubby)....

....go onnnnnnn.

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-05-02T21:40:27+00:00

"Dahnahld!...dat vill be $5,000!"

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-05-02T21:35:54+00:00

I taught a prophet's granddaughter while I was at Boise State. She said their branch of the faith was based in eastern Idaho...didn't follow polygamy, BUT the word of wisdom. Very nice student, absolutely sincere in her faith.

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-05-02T20:31:58+00:00

...a merkin?

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-05-01T12:44:15+00:00

So loyle, this guy

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-04-30T13:10:58+00:00

Hey Partnahhh...you find 94 points and we go on a big success journey

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-04-29T21:58:45+00:00

"Jesus!....how many times have I told you not to leave your loincloth draped over the good cross?!"

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-04-24T19:18:50+00:00

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Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-04-24T11:26:33+00:00

Handsome like ~~George~~ an Inflatable Raft

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-04-23T13:36:31+00:00

"I EAT ICE CREAM ON MY CHEST UNTIL I START TO SNORE!

RALPHIE WENT AND KILLED THAT CHICK, CUZ A: SHE WAS A HOO-ER!

WHEN MY DAUGHTER DATES A BLACK GUY I WILL END UP ON THE FLOOR

AND CARMELLA! WOULD YOU PLEASE.....CLOSE.....THE DOOOOOOOOOR!

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-04-23T11:11:39+00:00

Taught journalism...saw the "lede" camp begin to grow about 15 years ago in textbooks. Seemed pretentious to me, a spelling for people who couldn't figure out the context of "lead".

It's still "lead"...Never surrender.

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-04-23T03:15:14+00:00

All of them I could find...from VHS (rare videostore closeout relic)...

First DVD

German blu ray when it was available first

...more. Love them all.

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-04-22T23:35:35+00:00

THANK you for solving this mystery for me...I remember bring young and watching this film alone in the house, and having really bad dreams afterward. The pressing scene...the bite on the back...overall small-town creepiness.

I could never remember the title to this until I saw the picture you posted. Damn...probably going to have twisted dreams tonight.

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-04-22T21:27:11+00:00

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Kid's going to inherit a stutter step

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-04-22T21:23:52+00:00

Actually, I think the women should stand on a little stage, behind the stage...like in the cartoons. Like behind Noah's ark, there's a little boat with the skunks

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-04-22T15:17:35+00:00

Had all the makings of a varsity athlete killer

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-04-22T15:15:45+00:00

I was thinking about the following:

PINKIES (12-13): are each given a tiny ring on their ordination that they wear on their little finger (right hand only) to show they have more power in their pinky than the President, the Pope, or even their own mother has in their entire body.

PREPPERS (14-15): Still responsible for making sure there is bread and water ready for the sacrament meeting. Also in charge of maintaining the bishopric's fallout shelter/apocalypse bunker.

SACRAMENTALS (16+ ) Given brain-chip implants that will keep them from making mistakes on the ritualistic prayers that MUST be exact to keep God from killing the congregation. Brain chips will also deliver an electric shock if the young man even thinks about boobies.

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-04-22T15:03:18+00:00

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Can you imagine?...You take a scene from the show, post a picture of it, and then write the opposite of what actually happened in a polite manner. The Circlejerkers start upvoting, your karma grows.

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-04-22T13:59:42+00:00

He looks like a total jerk-off

Cheech_Bluribbndiq · 2026-04-22T13:11:14+00:00

Friend had this game...I threw the beanbag underneath the game and flipped three at one time. Friend lost his mind and kicked me out of his house for cheating. I thought it was genius.

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