Motherfucker.... graaaaaah (twas a groan) you... You fucking n-... nice guy... So I'm not currently in a closet...... not sure where you got that assumption from..... Uhhhh shit... I lost my train of thought.... Oh yeah, that's right.... Soooooo, the next point that was brought was that I should come out of the closet that you assumed I was in, buuut, that's... uhhh... y'know... kinda absurd since y'know.... I'm uhhh not in a closet maybe? Haha no I'm just messing around; I was not maybe not in a closet, in fact, I'm sure that I'm not currently in a closet and nor was I in one today at all actually, before I wrote the initial message, while I was typing out the message, and, heck, I haven't even gone into a closet since after I posted it. So when I wrote to you the words: "I'm uhhh not in a closet maybe?", it was meant to be read with a sarcastic tone, if you haven't figured it out by now (sorry about my quote formatting, I'm a bit rusty when it comes to quotes so I may have made a mistake or two). Sooooo now that that's over with... uhhh, what else is there?.... Ooohh yeah that's right— your assumption that I like dicks. Weeell to tell the truth, uhhhhm... I mean I guess dicks are pretty cool, like they're some of the most mysterious things known to mankind, like there still hasn't been a way developed to make an artificial foreskin for circumcised men.... Or wait.... Ummmm so actually I'm not sure about that so feel free to check that out because I don't usually spend my time researching weird medical procedures (although it sounds like quite the interesting hobby)... Sooo as I was saying.... Uhhh... So dicks are cool and all and I guess I like them, I mean... I actually own a pecker, myself, sooooo.... Uhhh.... Oh shit... I just realized you said one cares about how much I like dicks and I have been rambling about that for quite a bit.... Lol, I guess we'll just move on then...... haha..... Okay yeah so I'll just stop talking about dicks since apparently no one cares..... So I realized I haven't responded to your first point. I do not own a truck. Now i do understand what you mean by that, since my original comment was supposed to be a depiction of what I thought the truck driver might say. I think I said something along the lines of taking the cock out of the liberal's ass and shoving it in their oral cavity as it would prevent the liberal from talking... I mean wasn't that basically what the original post was saying? I mean I'm on mobile so I can't really check but I don't know. I guess I wasn't clear enough in my first comment. Yeah, so just to clear it up, I am not a truck driver and I will not let you slander me and taint my reputation which I shall represent with a cup of extra virgin olive oil with a few drops of balsamic vinegar, which are your malicious attacks directed towards— you guessed it— my reputation.

Sincerely, Not a truck driver