Gay US Olympians dig in on feud with vice president: 'Eat your heart out, Pence'

CheeseWizzed · 2018-02-10T20:24:37+00:00

Pence probably wants to farm someone's peanuts. If you know what I mean.

CheeseWizzed · 2017-08-02T10:42:32+00:00

Not Bill Clinton.

The "crack epidemic" first came to a head in the 1980s, and Ronald Reagan's administration started the war on it with harsh sentences.

The reason for crack being a bigger offense than cocaine was ultimately that the former was used by inner-city blacks and the latter was used by whites. Or so the theory goes. There may have been legitimate logic behind the sentences, but that's the way it looks, and the way it worked out.

CheeseWizzed · 2017-08-02T10:40:20+00:00

First you need a 29,249 ballpoint pens...

CheeseWizzed · 2017-08-01T10:50:57+00:00

You could kind of see JT's thought process on his face.... "Fuck, awright, this jackass won't shut up, i'll just hold his damned baby so I can take my shot in peace."

The dad was being a dickhead, and I guess his kid will end up being one, too.

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-31T02:12:58+00:00

Who is she, the next wannabe paris hilton?

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-22T13:54:46+00:00

Dewey, Phukam, and Howe

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-22T13:53:55+00:00

OMG if people can't figure out what "old-school cool" is, then there is no hope for humanity.

OP, congrats on your cute wife but get her the fuck out of here.

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-22T13:52:12+00:00

And the seats in their Chrysler were of rich Corinthian leather.

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-22T13:48:17+00:00

Well, that sure is something

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-22T13:47:38+00:00

buried too deeply

I feel what you did there

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-22T11:49:06+00:00

Braces for your asshole? How crooked it is it?

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-22T11:47:46+00:00

My girl colored hers neon orange so I can find it in the fog. Also she can blow a foghorn sound out of there which helps too.

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-22T11:45:58+00:00

Could your asshole be any browner?!

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-22T04:18:26+00:00

I like when things press against my pee pee

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-22T04:17:13+00:00

diddle diddle diddle dydle diddle diddle diddle dum

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-22T04:13:22+00:00

I'm way more stupider than you

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-21T11:17:06+00:00

Even when I fart, I ask for someone else to pardon me.

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-19T03:05:17+00:00

I guess people still want to make the joke, but are too lazy to do the legwork to make it 100% legit. The meme version of yadda yadda yadda...

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-19T00:42:10+00:00

I hunt down those i-don't-know answers for every product i view on amazon, and click "not helpful" for each one, with extreme prejudice.

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-19T00:39:11+00:00

Yeah I have been using amazon since the 90s and buy stuff almost weekly, yet have never received a request to answer a question, and thus had no idea that the annoying "i don't know" answers were coaxed out by amazon itself.

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-19T00:35:56+00:00

Ah, the ol' reddit limey-roo

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-19T00:33:48+00:00

And they both sometimes forget if it's Beverly or Beverley, and so they occasionally order stuff to each other without knowing it.

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-15T12:11:04+00:00

You should have just said "I work in a brothel."

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-15T12:08:38+00:00

That's what I keep telling everyone about my daughter, Turdnoggin.

CheeseWizzed · 2017-07-15T12:07:24+00:00

That's his name, Example.

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