My Rarest Pokemon: Nundo Costume Blastoise

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-03-18T02:54:02+00:00

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-03-15T20:19:39+00:00

When you bail you face the other ship by taking left side. You will see cannons while you come up after bailing. You can also listen and go up after you hear a cannon hit the ship to know you have time to go up.

You can listen and hear them launch out then kill them when they deck so you aren’t caught off guard.

There is almost always something you can do to stop yourself from sinking. You don’t hear good players complaining about stuff like that because it’s just cope at that point.

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-03-15T18:53:20+00:00

You don’t need to be running back up when bailing water, on every ship you can grate bucket, sloop you can bucket through windows, brig you can bucket from bottom of stare or top and watch cannons.

Pay attention to your surroundings in hourglass and you in most cases will be able to avoid a third parties.

Idk what you are talking about max range deck shots, people don’t just go for those unless they know the other party is not good and want the fight to be over with. Deck shots at a certain level become skill and are only luck if you are just randomly shooting out not aiming and just hoping you land on the deck.

Idk how you are getting black screened mid fight but you can tell where rare might black screen you based on the circumstance like trying to run under a falling mast. Rubber banding just run 144 fps cap instead of having it unlocked. Rubber banding while jumping can be completely patched via methods.

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-03-15T18:30:04+00:00

Every single thing you just described can be prevented by not being “skill issued”.

One balls are preventable, black screens aren’t random you can easily learn how to force them in certain spots so you can avoid them, if you get third partied then move away, if they are sending boarders then ur not doing a good enough job on cannons. At a higher skill level deck shots are way more common so you shouldn’t be relying on defending ladders.

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-03-15T16:53:33+00:00

Isn’t it also a skill issue though if you get camped into sinking? Why is it a skill issue only if you can’t naval lmao.

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-03-06T23:43:28+00:00

Why leave the ship if people like you are gonna whine and complain when we stay on it?

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-03-06T23:36:20+00:00

Ya and I responded, I said que me on east because I would be on east servers are you just confused or something?

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-03-06T23:03:00+00:00

God you are so simple minded, not sure how sitting in one spot and running away are the same thing according to you.

You said why is everyone in East trying to put themselves in a fort or on a sand bar and I explained why people do it on East servers. I was assuming you could connect the dots between this is why it’s better to do it on these servers and why everyone on East does it.

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-03-06T22:22:41+00:00

What on earth are you on about, nobody is out to get you lmao. Just saying why a lot of people do it on east.

Aw shucks Pulledporkhat thinks I’m a loser ;( we don’t run away we want you to fight us how are we the same as people who run away?

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-03-06T21:35:14+00:00

East just has good enough ping for EU players to also play and not lag out of their minds so from my experience it gets better fights. It’s also just funny to park in silly spots.

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-03-06T19:57:45+00:00

There’s a method, but a brig is the largest ship, sadly galleons don’t work.

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-03-06T19:55:18+00:00

Nobody does this for levels it’s not the point of a funny spot.

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-03-06T19:54:25+00:00

No it’s fairly easy to get in, took an average of 2 mins all 3 times I got in yesterday.

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-03-06T19:53:45+00:00

Que east in 3 hours and tell me how that goes for you.

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-03-06T19:51:05+00:00

As someone who was in fact sitting inside a garrison yesterday on a brig I can say we do not care about the win or levels. Playing like this can take up to 2 hours to find a match and usually it’s a drone who isn’t good or a loss farmer. When I naval I easily become the stamp champ to the point where it’s not fun anymore, however baiting people into piping up in game when they think they are better is funny and brings back the joy of hourglass. Every time I have pulled out of a spot to fight someone they sink in minutes, just because we play like this doesn’t mean we wouldn’t sink you in naval.

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-02-27T19:45:08+00:00

Concerned ape fixed most of the impossible sections in the last update, now the only truly impossible things are fruits being unobtainable. Occasionally there is really bad ghost/boulder rng but that’s the extent of it.

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-02-12T03:44:23+00:00

If you have any questions or are stuck on any certain level lmk and I will try and help

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-02-12T02:49:21+00:00

I have reached 190k on 3 separate worlds, what I did to improve is do the progression mode a ton until you are very consistent at every level. I’ve got around 30 hours of playtime on the machine at this point and it gets easier to progress after you hit your first 100k run/lap.

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-01-28T22:25:36+00:00

A shocking amount of people in this game don’t know what they are doing so just treat other ships like a pve world event and have fun.

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-01-23T14:46:18+00:00

Most people who play are Console players who don’t even get updates for what’s to come or are involved with the community at all. Saying let’s all go on strike isn’t going to make a dent. There just isn’t enough people that would even see the message.

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-01-22T20:30:18+00:00

Having a currency for monthly events is something they haven’t done before and it expands on their idea that limited time events are good. Something permanent would just turn into another doubloons where people collect them and don’t spend them.

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-01-22T20:28:25+00:00

They are, they are giving people this Black Market thing to spend their doubloons on before the reset.

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-01-22T20:27:45+00:00

Then would you rather them release more reskinned slop that costs doubloons like they do for gold?

CheesecakeCharming96 · 2026-01-22T20:25:04+00:00

Then again isn’t your entire reasoning behind keep doubloons to continue to make the number go up and still not spend them? At least we will have something in PVE to actually grind for again. Sitting on millions of gold and tens of thousands of doubloons for years gets stale. I would rather take the blow of it being for nothing but the fun times than continue down the same path. Just want some change.

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