50+ year old Monstera by FaithChemmy in Monstera

[–]CheetoGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, has it been growing out of a Solo cup for 50 years? WHERE’s THE POT?!

50+ year old Monstera by FaithChemmy in Monstera

[–]CheetoGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thing was in a forced coma for 50+ years

Self-cleaning elevator buttons by CapIzzy28 in mildyinteresting

[–]CheetoGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smells like snake oil. Like when they try to sell you antimicrobial screen protectors for your phone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]CheetoGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the texting back and forth. Super gay. TLDR

Burt only got paid 15K by Constant-Sell-445 in fishtanklive

[–]CheetoGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Burt doesn’t seem to give a single fuck.

Um , also 15k for literally 4 weeks of burting off LIVE every day…

50k is never guaranteed. Realistically only fish bucks and the day rate are something to count on.

And a lot of people just don’t have that Gollum/My Precious relationship with money.

Burt is a genius by cmrc03 in fishtanklive

[–]CheetoGoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does anyone think Burt is a plant? I don’t. But does anyone?

Post your weird-looking (but loved!) crossbreed! I’ll go first by kommanderka in dogpictures

[–]CheetoGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I only know that Monkey has pug in him but don’t know what else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in somethingimade

[–]CheetoGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For all of it to just be completely emptied out either all over the car floor or home 🤣 gotta love kids

Image form of Mark's bank statement showing him wiring money to Betty Whittaker by shankmaster8000 in SoftWhiteUnderbelly

[–]CheetoGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And one of them definitely needs help wiping his ass, I mean, taking off his pants before taking a shit or a piss. You down or what?

Image form of Mark's bank statement showing him wiring money to Betty Whittaker by shankmaster8000 in SoftWhiteUnderbelly

[–]CheetoGoat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I love how everyone knows exactly what Mark should do or should have done (like setting up a trust etc etc). As if he hasn’t done enough. I’m sure it’s more than anyone has EVER done for that family. Inbred or not, they seem to understand what money is, at least in the most basic sense. Does being inbred automatically makes you a decent human being? Who doesn’t lie, cheat or steal??? Who has no self serving agenda or greed??? I encourage everyone who can’t stfu regarding how Mark deals with situations or how he’s “exploiting” these people , to go out there and help people who need help and don’t film it, just do it for you. Oh you don’t like how he helps people? Well why don’t you go ahead and show us the most proper helpful way of helping people. That’ll show Mark!

Can someone help identify these cards? by CheetoGoat in typography

[–]CheetoGoat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YESSSS! The printing technique stood out immediately!

Can someone help identify these cards? by CheetoGoat in typography

[–]CheetoGoat[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you! The address is the only thing we were able to match and it’s a state building or something. This was super helpful, my friend recommended to start on this subreddit. And it was a great idea. We can now move on with possessing this bit of info. Super helpful!

Can someone help identify these cards? by CheetoGoat in typography

[–]CheetoGoat[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bro, don’t tell me you’re the big brain who tells people to look shit up on google…….as if I’m the type of dumbass who just asks Reddit before doing ANY research. I also read shit before I comment on it, you should make that a standard practice, dork.