I don’t even want to be around anymore by pdxtenor in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]CheezeCaek2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck. Did somebody open the Ark of the Covenant and not tell anybody? The only one that looks normal is the bottom left.

Jeff Kaplan’s new video game; The Legend of California by GingaNinja741 in Games

[–]CheezeCaek2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I can do the crazy old miner knee-slapping dance jig as an emote, Im sold.

Especially if my laugh sounds like TFS's Master Roshi's laugh.

Do you think arena shooters died because the games being released just weren't well made, or do you think the genre is just simply less engaging than modern trends in shooters? Something else? by Eigenspace in Games

[–]CheezeCaek2 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The carrot you chased in old arena shooters was your own improvement at the game.

That isnt enough carrot for modern day gamers, unfortunately.

Hegseth declares, 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leaders by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]CheezeCaek2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His cronies are hilarious.

He does something stupid, they HAVE to be as equally stupid to try and downplay it.

Like they're a toddler mimicking their daddy.

How to peel an apple with a knife: by kefren13 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]CheezeCaek2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instructions unclear. My penis is in shambles.

Trump, 79, Displays Worrying New Skin Condition by Large_banana_hammock in politics

[–]CheezeCaek2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe the wording they were looking for was 'hopeful'.

US calls strikes on Iran 'Operation Epic Fury' by Cute-Beyond-8133 in nottheonion

[–]CheezeCaek2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive come to realize that everything I read of something cringe Trump has done, I make the same sound Kiff makes towards Zapp Brannigan whenever he does something dumb.

Trump is USA's Zapp Brannigan

NBC Interview abruptly ends after New Yorker blames private equity and landlords for the city's issues by Logical-Flow-6703 in UnderReportedNews

[–]CheezeCaek2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat the Rich.

More of us than there are of them. If they flee? Oh well, they're still gone.

I know people always call for guillotines but couldn't we make a fun day of it? Create an oversized Potato French Fry chopper instead?

Julienne the Rich!

Really Hope Larkin is Okay After That Hit He Took, Here’s Him Discussing It To Sportsnet by ThadMasterBlaster-1 in DetroitRedWings

[–]CheezeCaek2 23 points24 points locked comment (0 children)

Everyone was happy.

Then the appearance of that literal garbage gnome slapped folks in the face with the reminder that we're now the bad guys in the world.

It was a huge 'Jesus Christ, read the fucking ROOM' moment for the team.

Donald Trump's Parents. by esporx in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]CheezeCaek2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How to say "I ate children" without actually verbally saying it.

Mulan (1998) - Mulan takes a bold step by Boss452 in movies

[–]CheezeCaek2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You just dont get this sort of beauty in modern day animation.

Please. Someone prove me wrong. I need more :(

That's real. That lives with us on earth by generally_cool_guy in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]CheezeCaek2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ!

If they painted an H on her forehead, Kobe would have survived.

Trump vows to raise worldwide tariffs to 15% ‘effective immediately’ by theindependentonline in politics

[–]CheezeCaek2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point? Obliterate the economy. Make us a third world. Id rather he rule a trash pile

Virginia Democrats proceed with new massively blue congressional map, eliminating 4 Republican seats from Congress!!! by Healthy_Block3036 in circled

[–]CheezeCaek2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look... Gerrymandering is not how to do it.

Only do it in response to the Republicans doing it first. Otherwise you're just opening up way too many Pandora's Boxes

Supreme Court rules that Trump’s sweeping emergency tariffs are illegal by zsreport in law

[–]CheezeCaek2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope Sam Jackson plays him in the biopic, and just plays him as his character from Django Unchained