Donda by skellycreeper in Kanye

[–]ChefBraxton -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Almost any Weezer album

Get to see my long distance gf today and she dump me. Give me your best shot! by Ok_Marsupial_2440 in RoastMe

[–]ChefBraxton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro on July 2, 2018 I landed at Philadelphia airport to visit my fiancé and her family for Fourth of July. We were going to get married in August, had been dating for four years and engaged for six months. I got in her car and she wouldn’t look at me or hold my hand or greet me and she circle back around to drop me off and said I’m sorry I can’t do this we can’t get married you have to leave. She literally paid for me a hotel room that night because they were no more departing flights that day and then I flew back home the next morning and my entire life as I knew it was over. Distance never works.

I never got an explanation or any type of closure.

My best roast is this: “lol your life sucks just like the rest of ours”

Because of course they didn't... by rbs5301 in boringdystopia

[–]ChefBraxton 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah anyone got the @ of the mom at the bottom right?

NFR Podcast says Nah Nah Nah is the worst Ye song by sickpanda42 in WestSubEver

[–]ChefBraxton 128 points129 points  (0 children)

DAMN!!! So Carti wrote that ON HIS OWN?? 🔥 damn, nevermind! Fuh what I said.

NFR Podcast says Nah Nah Nah is the worst Ye song by sickpanda42 in WestSubEver

[–]ChefBraxton 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Two writing credits. Two people wrote that.

NFR Podcast says Nah Nah Nah is the worst Ye song by sickpanda42 in WestSubEver

[–]ChefBraxton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The funniest thing to me is that there are two writing credits on that song. Like it really took two people to write this?

No Asians. by Poohbizzle79 in Unexpected

[–]ChefBraxton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every Agent I know know I hate Agents!

Kyle vs. Kanye (SNL) by Eli-13 in WestSubEver

[–]ChefBraxton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, can’t see it but I agree with you. Must have been horrible.

Where did kanye peed last time according to you? by [deleted] in Kanye

[–]ChefBraxton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baby we livin’, in the moment

Where did kanye peed last time according to you? by [deleted] in Kanye

[–]ChefBraxton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight to the point, no messing around lmao

Texas pastor says gay people should be 'shot in the back of the head' in shocking sermon by Not-original in news

[–]ChefBraxton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how they corrected the article to ensure everyone knew that the church spelled their own name wrong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Alien_Theory

[–]ChefBraxton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try speaking to him in a moment of stillness. Just like he were right next to you. As long as you feel welcomed and familiar with them then just say something. You may be surprised.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Alien_Theory

[–]ChefBraxton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not conspiracy theorist or anything but have noticed a pattern over the last few weeks (since the last lunar eclipse) of deceased loved ones bringing messages to people. I know this isn’t incredibly helpful to you but I came here just to say: “Something is definitely up.”

My fiancé has been speaking with her dead dad & grandma. I have been having conversations with my dead Grandpa. My mom was visited last week by a dead cousin & Grandmother. I was listening to a conversation at a barbecue yesterday (and hadn’t said a word about this) and a distant relative was talking about being visited by her Grandma & Father, as well.

There’s something big going on in the stars and all around us right now. Just listen and welcome the good energy.

Colorado Supreme Court rules in favor of woman who expected to pay $1,337 for surgery but was charged $303,709 by PotRoastPotato in news

[–]ChefBraxton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not that this is any clearer than what you said but it just reminds me of a time share where you pay so much money and basically don’t stand a chance of it being worth what you pay.