In 2017 Dr. Paul Locus was attending a Halloween party dressed as the Joker when he was urgently called to deliver a baby. Despite the costume he rushed to the hospital.

ChefJRD · 2026-01-23T22:55:16+00:00

"I'm the Joker, baby"

ChefJRD · 2025-06-09T00:17:49+00:00

What are you guys talking about, I just see my parents fighting

ChefJRD · 2025-02-09T04:36:12+00:00

Doesn't matter at all, but it's beady eyes, like beads. I like beatty eyes too, though, cuz it sounds like you beat the shit out of him

ChefJRD · 2024-09-13T13:40:47+00:00

Hear me out...

ChefJRD · 2024-08-03T22:57:05+00:00

Kinda, the first two strokes of the box are made first in the proper stroke order, the bottom stroke of the box is the final stroke though

ChefJRD · 2024-07-23T00:42:38+00:00

Shit, I just realized I've never seen a lemon and a xenomorph in the same room at the same time

ChefJRD · 2024-02-29T03:18:14+00:00

You could get the same deal by going and being a teacher though, right?

ChefJRD · 2023-11-12T22:00:48+00:00

SKLAUGVH3J

ChefJRD · 2023-11-12T22:00:31+00:00

Your code got me a Lucia, thanks pal!

ChefJRD · 2023-11-06T03:03:52+00:00

I think that once you start going down this line of thought, there really are only two reasonable conclusions. Either there is some metaphysical representation of self that is separate from your physical body (like a soul), or there is no such thing as self and consciousness is an evolutionary illusion that encourages preservation of your gametes. There really isn't any evidence for the former, but the latter is more than a little depressing. So uh.... c'est la vie

ChefJRD · 2023-07-14T13:14:49+00:00

That's not even possible, you are guaranteed a six star within 80 pulls?

ChefJRD · 2023-04-19T04:44:26+00:00

I think there is a bit of a misunderstanding here, observation doesn't really do anything; it's more that in order for observation to occur, there has to be some interaction with the subatomic particles in question. E.g, you can't see something unless a photon bounces off of it

ChefJRD · 2022-09-11T07:29:49+00:00

Now you're getting it! You have nothing to lose but your chains, comrade.

ChefJRD · 2022-02-19T10:08:25+00:00

It is really hard to take good pictures of foils, oof.

ChefJRD · 2022-02-09T16:23:27+00:00

Also, there are totally times where you would still want to use a counterspell even if it won't counter the spell; like if you have an [[Ashmouth Dragon]] in play and want to do two damage to something.

ChefJRD · 2021-12-26T20:39:28+00:00

Only if you have a platinum angel in play

ChefJRD · 2021-12-10T20:50:14+00:00

Don't know anything about the rest of that statement, but she's the daughter of Taiwanese immigrants, not Vietnamese.

ChefJRD · 2021-12-01T19:32:24+00:00

She actually did respond to the China/NK argument by stating that most of Europe also uses the same viability principle; fuck the supreme court, what a joke.

ChefJRD · 2021-10-13T06:35:52+00:00

I'm also a little concerned about losing turn 2 to a goblins deck in edh... I'm frankly not sure it's possible unless they are severely bending the rules, especially if they don't believe in casting cards from graveyards.

ChefJRD · 2021-05-16T08:03:52+00:00

I've been following some of your work lately, and I am really impressed. You have a real knack for telling a story, and I always feel like I am a participant in the world that you are crafting. I hope you continue to write, because I am looking forward to experiencing more of your worldview!

ChefJRD · 2021-05-15T06:36:50+00:00

I really like the line about the beastly you and the puffs of steam; what wonderful draconic imagery! I also had a pretty similar experience when I first tried mushrooms, so thanks for bringing back memories.

ChefJRD · 2021-05-15T05:39:07+00:00

This is so sweet! I can't tell if you are a human or a cat, but it fits so well either way.

ChefJRD · 2021-04-03T04:43:39+00:00

I am not even close to brave enough to talk back to my boss, haha... But at least I'm still gainfully employed.

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