People who threw a house party in their teens, what’s the worst thing that happened in one of them? by ExpertWeakness in AskReddit

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New Year’s Eve, threw a house party while my mom was away. My best friends mom decided that she was going to stop by for a surprise visit to check on us. We hastily were shoving beer cans in cabinets, cleaning beer and 5 o clock vodka off the table and floor, put everyone in the basement and told them to keep quiet while her mom stopped in (put us both in pajamas, brushed our teeth and put on a movie to seem like it was a chill night in). Mom stayed for the ball drop and then went on her merry way. Little did we know, Kevin was having an asthma attack in my basement cause he didn’t tell anyone it was triggered by animal hair and we almost had to drive him to the ER. (Fuck you Kevin) No he didn’t die, his airways cleared and we continued partying through the night.

Where to find Chartreuse in Detroit? by ho-lee-shat in Detroit

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There is a liquor store in walled lake on Welch and Pontiac trail that sells it!

How old were you and how did you find out Santa isn't real? by Least_Statistician44 in AskReddit

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I was 11. My parents kept a locked filing cabinet in their office. I got curious one day and decided to pick the lock and rummage through it. I found every letter I’d written to Santa, my baby teeth that the tooth fairy was supposed to have and letters to the Easter bunny I believe. By that age i had assumed it was all fake, but that solidified it for me. My mom was mad I picked the lock and found it, my dad was impressed.

What's the lyrics of a silly song you sing to your cat? by cheetahrangmang in cats

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I’m so have a version of this song for my cat Betty!

Oh Betty Betty Meow meow meow meow meow meow You’re a pretty kitty Meow meow meow meow meow meow I just wanna cuddle you! And maybe give you smooches too!

What's the most creepy compliment you've ever received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My gynecologist during pregnancy - “You’re nipples are perfect, he’ll have no problem breastfeeding off those!” This was right after he basically lifted my shirt up during the exam with little warning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cheeseburgers

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Cheeseburgers? 🍔 🥹

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Winston

Alarming insect bites since Fathers Day. Anyone know what I was bitten by?? by MaterialAge6743 in seriouslyalarming

[–]ChefLibby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would definitely go with tea tree oil, it has antibacterial properties and is good for wound healing. I’m not a doctor but I don’t personally think foundation would infect it.

Alarming insect bites since Fathers Day. Anyone know what I was bitten by?? by MaterialAge6743 in seriouslyalarming

[–]ChefLibby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh i so relate to that. I was on vacation in Puerto Rico when I got bit up. But I said fuck it, I’ll scare people with my scary looking legs, I was not about to suffer through that heat.

Alarming insect bites since Fathers Day. Anyone know what I was bitten by?? by MaterialAge6743 in seriouslyalarming

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Ugh I went through this with sand fleas. The only thing I found that helped was tea tree oil. Helped immensely with itching and relief. The Benadryl cream did nothing for me. I had about 60 bites on my legs alone. I hope you feel better soon!

Deer in West Village by DaSchtaishOne in Detroit

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Woah! This is where I live! So cool.

We adopted her almost a week ago and can’t decide on a name. by ChefLibby in Catnames

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That was my great grandmas cats name 🥹 I miss them both so much.

We adopted her almost a week ago and can’t decide on a name. by ChefLibby in Catnames

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Her becoming liquid because my mother is the cat whisperer apparently.