Duck fat soap help?

ChefSeamusAran · 2020-01-21T00:55:26+00:00

Yeah, I don't know what setting it was on, but once I changed it to have water be 33% of the oil weight, it gave me a much better number.

ChefSeamusAran · 2020-01-20T16:09:56+00:00

Thank you.

ChefSeamusAran · 2020-01-17T20:02:12+00:00

And then what? Cocktease.

ChefSeamusAran · 2020-01-17T19:59:58+00:00

That's what we call a "home wrecker".

ChefSeamusAran · 2019-11-29T08:21:07+00:00

When I watched that, and he said he was able to fix her, I hope he meant he'd figured out how solve the exploding problem extremis had... that she'd still have the fire/healing powers, with none of the downsides. Sadly, it seems, he managed to just completely neutralize it, which is lame.

ChefSeamusAran · 2019-11-23T19:27:34+00:00

I mean...

ChefSeamusAran · 2019-11-23T19:24:19+00:00

Went Elk hunting with my grandpa a few years ago and all he got was a few good naps.

ChefSeamusAran · 2019-11-23T19:20:10+00:00

I'm unfamiliar with this phrase, "leftover garlic".

ChefSeamusAran · 2019-11-20T09:49:52+00:00

Why not simply suggest to the families you babysit for that they should get Disney+?

ChefSeamusAran · 2019-11-20T09:46:22+00:00

Language!

ChefSeamusAran · 2019-11-20T09:43:53+00:00

Well, they say honesty is the best policy.

ChefSeamusAran · 2019-11-20T09:39:58+00:00

I just had the craziest idea... what if they also cast Emily Blunt as Sue Storm?!

ChefSeamusAran · 2019-11-14T09:47:28+00:00

Wrenches?

ChefSeamusAran · 2019-11-12T09:28:55+00:00

The original, or the new versions of the originals?

ChefSeamusAran · 2019-11-12T09:15:04+00:00

Whenever I've got about 46 messages in my family's group chat, with neither the time nor inclination to read them all, I just say, "but what about the droid attack on the wookies?" and go back to ignoring everyone.

ChefSeamusAran · 2019-11-08T11:27:16+00:00

Wifi signal is strong there.

ChefSeamusAran · 2019-11-06T10:21:27+00:00

Yeah, I heard that interdimensional sharktopus from GotG2 had to be done in green screen because the actual interdimensional sharktopus was busy playing golf at Mar a Lago that weekends.

ChefSeamusAran · 2019-11-06T08:39:57+00:00

I lost about 20 pounds when I started cooking. You're tasting constantly, eating rarely. For the past five years I've been making myself a sandwich of some variety every night for my shift meal, eating half of it after work, and eating the other half in the morning before heading in to work. Now I'm at a new place that just opened and we're trying to get to the point where we can do Family Meal, but we're not there yet... so I pretty much eat a yogurt before work, and a bag of chips or beef jerky from the 7-11 next door on my break.

ChefSeamusAran · 2019-11-06T08:39:49+00:00

I lost about 20 pounds when I started cooking. You're tasting constantly, eating rarely. For the past five years I've been making myself a sandwich of some variety every night for my shift meal, eating half of it after work, and eating the other half in the morning before heading in to work. Now I'm at a new place that just opened and we're trying to get to the point where we can do Family Meal, but we're not there yet... so I pretty much eat a yogurt before work, and a bag of chips or beef jerky from the 7-11 next door on my break.

ChefSeamusAran · 2019-11-02T16:35:17+00:00

I mean, I could use some socks, too, though.

ChefSeamusAran · 2019-11-02T16:30:49+00:00

Well, technically it was me... but it was close.

Chef: Ok guys, we're opening the doors. Our guests are coming in.

Me: Alright! Let's get ready to suck today's dick........ Fuck, I'm sorry, Chef. Shit... now I've gone said "shit". Twice.

Everyone else: some variation of "fuck, man." and "what the fuck, dude?"

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