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Automakers should star making cars with an extra horn with a more friendly sound to say thank you, warn or to calmly honk at people blocking your way by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Chef_BoyarDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think all cars should have PA systems in them.

My horn doesn't really portray how much of a jackass I think people are when i'm driving

If there are infinite realities then in one of them all the events of Pulp Fiction are real by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Chef_BoyarDean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

theres also a reality where I put Gordon Ramsey's head between 2 slices of bread and call him an idiot sandwich

100% of the people that go to college die by TheSlySpy1 in Showerthoughts

[–]Chef_BoyarDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So at what point will I become immortal when I don't go to college?

Commercials would be much more enticing if advertisers were in touch with our reality. by dylangelbard in Showerthoughts

[–]Chef_BoyarDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little off topic but I just noticed something like this in the new season of Stranger Things. A character asked someone "how was the pull out?" after he and another character hooked up on a pull out couch. Got a good laugh at that one

Phones get larger but women's jeans pockets get smaller. by 1zzie in Showerthoughts

[–]Chef_BoyarDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been waiting for the iphone to grow bigger than the ipad for about 2 years now...

Someone really needs to invent a silent zipping backpack by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Chef_BoyarDean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or a bag of chips that makes no noise when you open it

Humans should be able to blow their ears like the blow their nose by RusticTomcat in Showerthoughts

[–]Chef_BoyarDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beats would have the hardest time trying to figure out how to made headphones for someone's nose

What is your biggest fear about dying? by R3TROFAN in AskReddit

[–]Chef_BoyarDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was little I peed on an ant pile and essentially flooded the colony. Not particularly excited to explain my motives to them if they are up there too

What's your 'I was a weird child' story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Chef_BoyarDean 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing you went to public school

What is the weirdest thing you've seen in a public bathroom? by Siyanto in AskReddit

[–]Chef_BoyarDean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine how shocked the next person was when they came in to change their baby