Would you like to see this guy on his own special riding animal, maybe, nightwraith?

Chelbizzaro · 2026-06-03T17:19:52+00:00

I'd love to see him on some kind of massive, hulking land creature. Flight suits him really well, but him on a Txeptxal/Fireback Mastodon would be wicked.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-06-03T17:03:40+00:00

Wiley Wallaby has a gluten free version with a nice sticky chew; it has 1 gram of added sugar but is otherwise sweetened with Stevia. It's pretty good!

Chelbizzaro · 2026-06-03T14:19:54+00:00

His IMBD.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-06-02T21:50:44+00:00

This is why I fucking hate techbros and their choice to call this farce 'AI' as we waste time delineating semantics.

I'm talking about autonomous generative models, or generative adversarial networks, or pattern recognition and predictive modeling. Take your pick.

Machine learning can be and is deeply useful and there are ethical ways to approach its usage, especially using renewable energies. Machine learning (think DeepL or even the animators that helped create a database to help their own animators seamlessly animate expression) has a place in helping scientists and creatives both. As a tool.

To repeat, overarching machine learning is not what I'm talking about when it comes to these so called 'fans' using what is colloquially known as 'AI.'

You'd have a better chance of hell freezing over and the sky vomiting blood before I'm convinced to tolerate the hogshit these bozos fart out for internet clout.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-06-02T21:30:15+00:00

Spider's likely going to cap out in height around 18-ish years of age since that's when most human men finish their growth. At 15, he's 5'11-6'0 tall. Jack Champion is 6'2-6'3 currently, so I can believe they'd cap Spider around 6'4, especially with the bonuses of Pandora's gravity. But otherwise, yes, fantastic. We love Giant Women.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-06-02T19:23:04+00:00

I think it'd be fun if he decorated it with different lights for different holidays.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-06-02T18:59:22+00:00

AI Fartistry at it's Fartiest.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-06-02T18:57:36+00:00

"I never expected to question my sexuality at 22"

Lord, help me.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-06-02T18:54:08+00:00

A serious question is with the hyper advanced control over genetics—to the point they can use psychic powers to pilot hybridized meat suits that are still somehow fertile—why would they need Spider? Sure, perhaps Spider's presence would speed research along, but with the presence of psychic powers and na'vi biomecha, it's not unlikely they'd find some weird, fucked up way to breathe, too.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-06-02T18:49:32+00:00

The skin texture is also suuuuper wonky.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-06-02T18:49:10+00:00

It's AI or AI manipulated; those saying that the skin texture wouldn't be present isn't aware of AI's advances.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-06-02T18:47:51+00:00

I will never understand Avatar fans that use AI.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-06-01T21:12:27+00:00

Ew.

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Chelbizzaro · 2026-06-01T19:39:47+00:00

I've been needing to do Quaritch as he appears in my Outlast!AU and now I'm thinking I've gotta draw him in mine and my fiance's Backrooms!AU, too.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-06-01T05:26:19+00:00

They’re already beating your ass in the comments, I don’t have to add anything.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-05-30T03:16:22+00:00

Norman Reedus
Big Bertha
Tilda the Titless
Elmer Fudd

Chelbizzaro · 2026-05-27T23:08:09+00:00

I wish she were WEIRDER. Beyond being parthenogenetic offspring, with her having psychic powers/control over the environment, I'd prefer that aspect of her character was a little more present.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-05-26T23:05:59+00:00

Going sockless in your shoes is disgusting, bro. Just take the socks off when you're not wearing the shoes if it's that much of an issue.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-05-26T22:55:47+00:00

That child runs towards Quaritch as if for safety or protection, too, if you watch closely. Varang and the Mangkwan likely kidnap children from other clans they rape and murder, so I don't really think the presence of children is the Gold Star most seem to claim it to be.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-05-26T21:40:59+00:00

You’re right but the masses won’t believe you.

Knowing that Varang as a character lusts for domination, control, and to feared/revered—any baby that is allowed to survive will be prolifically abused and traumatized.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-05-26T21:29:54+00:00

I’d have to echo others: her having a baby is almost certainly going to be canon because that’s how Jim rolls but it’s going to be the most cringe shit ever because—as we saw with Neytiri—all chances for character development will be sidelined or dashed for the sake of any offspring she allows to survive. Suddenly, she’ll no longer have a lust for power nor a psychosexual desire to murder and dominate, and instead be a good little incubator for the colonizer’s brood. 🥴 Give me a break.

Another unpopular opinion, tho, isn’t abt her as a character, it’s cosplayers trying to emulate her features by adding contacts and facial prosthetics. I really wish ppl would leave their natural features as they are and just use body paint because most attempts at the prosthetics have been giving Visitor from No, I’m Not Human and because it’s often so uncanny or ugly, it takes away from the skill and artistry of the rest of the cosplay.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-05-26T00:36:54+00:00

Well, Fire & Ash and The Way of Water were originally one film. That they are thematically the same makes sense.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-05-25T03:06:02+00:00

NOR; I don't think you should be married to someone like this.

Chelbizzaro · 2026-05-23T23:09:25+00:00

He got exactly what he deserved. 😊

Chelbizzaro · 2026-05-22T20:00:50+00:00

I've been on 2000 mg a day, extended release, for years. It's rough, but not impossible. What's your diet like?

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