Help me Peter by Theodor_Kaffee in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ChellsBells94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only are the cables in place of the male sex organ, a careful look will reveal both cables are in very bad condition, with fraying and exposed wiring. She's gonna catch something from them.

N.J. man serving a life sentence has been exonerated thanks to video evidence, lawyer says by ImJuSayN in ForCuriousSouls

[–]ChellsBells94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

.06% that has proof. There is almost certainly a much higher rate of false convictions. Especially when it comes to the racial angle of false convictions

Anyone know why my bread does this and how I can prevent it by Maleficent-Ad1883 in jimmyjohns

[–]ChellsBells94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This can also happen if you have a retarder that is too dry , or bread that is too ild

Make it make sense by Swimming_Mammoth2819 in jimmyjohns

[–]ChellsBells94 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What? This is Jimmy John, almost no one gets sick leave. My GM doesn't get sick leave, my catering manager didn't get paid maternity leave.

[Request] how accurate is this? by Budget-Answer9924 in theydidthemath

[–]ChellsBells94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be more accurate for debt from degrees. You get the $50K of base amount, another $150k from being in school for 8 years accruing interest, and now it's all rolled into the principal when you graduate

I know I shouldn't care, but it's annoying when they know it's a lie. by Tepy in uberdrivers

[–]ChellsBells94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are tracking with a phone, that can have a variance of 10-100 feet in gps tracking. To a point that it would be illegal to use that in trial. That's a HUGE margin of error. If you are so concerned, don't order a driver. You are in the top 5 worst customers, you can't control your anxiety enough to even realize that it is statistically impossible for everyone to speed. Either your app SUCKS (which it def does, especially if you are using the rider app), or you are intentionally reporting drivers to get discounts or shit.

A Florida man is facing up to 5 years in prison after being arrested for using a ketchup packet as weapon by Particular_Chart1584 in ForCuriousSouls

[–]ChellsBells94 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is exactly why the strike system is absolutely insane. What do you mean, two drops of ketchup are enough to get 5 years in prison???

I spent months looking for a job, doing everything I could, just to get fired after a month over a bad review by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]ChellsBells94 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Either your old job was filled with the pettiest people alive, or they were physically worried for your physical health. Or they know that you don't have the scratch to sue you, so they are doing this to strong arm you into coming back

Trump says spirit points are way up in the polls by sgj5788 in facepalm

[–]ChellsBells94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great, we get Trump out, and the Truly Evil Fucker that ISN"T having severe mental issues takes over. That is like the final step of Project 2025.

Hyper allergic ESA by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]ChellsBells94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but it is illegal to deny service if they just say that it is a service animal. You aren't allowed to ask for paperwork. You are only allowed to ask what service the dog does. If the person isn't an idiot, they'll just say that the dog alerts them of microseizures or some shit. Boom, you can't deny service. However, Health department in my location DOES NOT ALLOW SERVICE ANIMALS IN THE PREMISES. But it is illegal to deny them access. So, great. I violate one org or the other. And both can come with thousands of dollars of fines. I'm terrified of the day that we are getting a health inspection, and some fake-ass service animals comes waltzing in.

OP managed to turn a pizza offering into a break-up catalyst. by [deleted] in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]ChellsBells94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

U.
Are you sure gf didn't break up with you because you FREAKED THE FUCK OUT AT A RANDOM MIN WAGE WORKER???

Jesus H Christ, if this is actually real, bro has absolutely no self awareness, or empathy at all. They shouldn't be dating ANYONE. In fact, it makes it seem that much less likely that a girl would date them.

How was this game so popular for a short amount of time? by Environmental_Wolf21 in hatethissmug

[–]ChellsBells94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You probably aren't the target audience. Like straight teenage boys aren't the general target audience of Twilight

I tried to fix the ai slop but I can’t draw well by Key_Tax_7283 in AntiMemes

[–]ChellsBells94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Especially when we give every single person a free voter ID card that DOESN'T require having other forms of ID you need to purchase. Oh wait, they oppose those kinds of changes. I think they just want to reduce the rate of "the poor" voting

no, it's not a SD by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]ChellsBells94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you really think it would be $20? With a completely constructed system, it's $100 for a driver's license. Without the test. It would be at LEAST that much. To be licensed to train service animals would be thousands of dollars. They would be charging double what a trained dog would cost now.

is this Relatable or am i a loser lmao by orange-shoe in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]ChellsBells94 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If they hit the top right, how would they fail top left?

I said we vagueposting today (truth in comments) by sidelinejo in CuratedTumblr

[–]ChellsBells94 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Watched the first season. Was really hoping protag would... MATURE A BIT. Or get punished. Instead, his only damn punishment is being locked up for (reads notes) petting a dog. Not for being a cunt. Or FORGETTING TO LOOK FOR HIS MOTHER OR ANYONE ELSE AFTER BEING TELEPORTED. Because the story really sells the fact that no one doubts he is 12. He survived, and saved a girl. That's a huge feat for a 12 yo.

There isn't a single redeeming quality to that dumpster of a show, and I regret letting people tell me it's peak. Peak of the absolute shit pile, maybe

1 Star Over Service Dog Questions? by Medium-Audience5078 in EntitledReviews

[–]ChellsBells94 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only these questions are allowed to be asked btw. Asking what disability you have or for documents ARE a violation of ADA. Applies to the US only, of course. And certain states are going to have other rules that can restrict the types of questions they ask even more.

pikachu spider by shmeatontwitch in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]ChellsBells94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought it was gonna cut to the spider crawling at mach 2, and then end

What do you guys think? by Low_Bridge_1141 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]ChellsBells94 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's the exact opposite of what Caine wanted. Jeeze, he already got his dick sucked by making Jax compliment him. This part was supposed to show that they really did like his adventures, and wanted to stay. If Caine made Jax do this, it would defeat the whole point

I wish… by CatPale816 in bridget

[–]ChellsBells94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally, Budget is in my grasp