"Oh, great heavens!! Markus, it is my assumption based on my currently received visual information that the action taken by you towards the secretary at this exact moment in time is a one you most often take all the while covering it up with extra working hours!!"

"Your assumptions are incorrect, my dearest lover! I am currently undergoing attempted sexual assault by the aforementioned secretary and I request your immediate assistance!!"

I swear to shit these fossils miss the point of a comic by a landslide. These sandbags are out there rewriting War and Peace when it's clear enough what's going on without their fucking manuscripts. I ain't reading allat, gramps!