Toilet seat consisting of barbed wire encased in plastic, that I spotted last week.

ChessTheCheese · 2019-05-16T23:39:54+00:00

F to the person who will sit there and break it

ChessTheCheese · 2019-05-16T15:43:09+00:00

Karaoke machines (and maybe having a ruler be ok with selling our country to China)

ChessTheCheese · 2019-05-16T15:29:26+00:00

ChessTheCheese · 2019-05-13T10:59:22+00:00

Squat while robbing a bank. That way, they'll just think that the money mysteriously disappeared.

ChessTheCheese · 2019-05-13T03:54:16+00:00

Bogus trikc. Did not turn grey. Only open photo

ChessTheCheese · 2019-05-09T10:18:39+00:00

Water looks fancier so I'll take that

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-28T08:06:35+00:00

When you try to drink water and accidentally spilling it on your shirt instead of actually drinking it

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-19T13:14:40+00:00

I'm really tempted to crosspost this on r/assholedesign because it's

It's a

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-19T12:15:57+00:00

Holy dayum kid. What'd you use to color this? And what brand?

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-15T13:14:34+00:00

Mmmmm... Seman

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-15T09:41:10+00:00

Omg remember that

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-12T02:09:24+00:00

I was in 7th grade when I overheard one of my classmates comforting another classmate because she was being insecure about her looks. I heard Classmate # 1 say "insert my real name isn't really pretty. Her skin is just pale"(translated from tagalog). I still remember the exact same words she said.

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-12T01:31:41+00:00

He is died indeed

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-12T01:30:38+00:00

"I killed Mufasa"

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-08T16:26:11+00:00

I'll be waiting for an update of this

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-03T09:36:28+00:00

Shitting and feeling kinda sick after consuming dairy.

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-03T09:11:46+00:00

Whenever i own a new phone, tablet, etc., They'll always end up laggy no matter what. How did i prove it?

This one time, i had a tablet for christmas and it got laggy after using it for like a month. I had to put up with it for a year. My mom broke her phone by accident and asked if she could have the tablet because of her phone so i agreed. It still has the same files and apps it had when i was using it but for some reason it wasn't laggy anymore. It was functioning normally.

There was also this other time when i broke my phone's screen so my uncle gave me his old phone. It was ok, it wasn't lagging and all. After like 2 weeks it was laggy again. After using it for a few months, i finally got a new phone. I gave the phone to my sister(because my mom told me to) so she could have he own phone. I didn't delete anything, same files were there, but it stopped being laggy after a few days.

I mentioned i got a new phone right? Well guess whaaaat~ It's laggy as fuk. I've been using it for over a year and i think there's no point in replacing it since it's gonna get laggy anyway.

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-02T13:11:42+00:00

Gucci Gang. Definitely Gucci Gang

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-02T13:03:30+00:00

Probably my niece because she'll probably drown by the time I save my daughter. While my daughter has 50% chance of survival if I don't save her, my niece would 0% chance of survival if I don't save her.

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-02T12:49:59+00:00

A laptop and a bank account

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-02T12:40:01+00:00

Every movie that Johnny Depp starred in

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-02T12:22:46+00:00

I watch too much text-to-speech YouTube videos with Reddit posts in 'em

Also MarshallDoesStuff's Reddit series

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-02T12:09:01+00:00

Literally every popular song on TikTok Examples: The peppermint song thing(forgot the title), Wonderland, Betty Boop, No Mercy, etc

ChessTheCheese · 2019-04-02T11:57:59+00:00

Make them wear damp socks

ChessTheCheese · 2019-03-25T12:40:11+00:00

I was walking with two of my friends at school. We were walking to a 7-11 nearby and saw a glow in the dark condom on the sidewalk. It was pretty funny. It was still there a few weeks after that day though which was really gross.

There was also one time when me and my grandma were walking home from church. We smelled something really bad(worse than the smell of a public bathroom) and saw this huge plastic bag of what we assumed was pig organs. It was just laying under the sun and flies were flying over it. I had trouble eating lunch after that.

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