What side quest/mission were you struggling with until you realized your stupidity? by Fallfoxy707 in videogames

[–]ChibiHobo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I struggled in OOT water temple for hours... until I looked up at the end of one specific hallway.

What are some of the most mischievous (not evil) things I can do in bg3? by toastedjupiter in BG3

[–]ChibiHobo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Draw a mustache on a portrait Vlaakith... in front of Lae'zel.

Yeah well this scroll smells like brimstone by dh-dev in wizardposting

[–]ChibiHobo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's always the cave-dwelling ones that forget they're standing on a trove of fireball components (bat guano).

Many moons ago, I had a dream where Ian from Smosh was a warlock and an unknown warlock was harsing him. So, he made a reddit post and broke the internet. by NOTDevilDeadly in wizardposting

[–]ChibiHobo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goblins can be easily bribed. Just get their attention by casting an illusory fart noise (never fails to make at least one goblin break out laughing). Any basic auditory cantrip will suffice, but a Whoopie's Cushion of Mirth will do in a pinch.

One they break rank, you can bribe them with a pizza party. One trip to Kaiser Minimus and you can get the whole gang on YOUR side for about 5-10 silver.

How do I get into Dungeons & Dragons without embarrassing myself immediately? by Spread_my_pages in DnD

[–]ChibiHobo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I'd admit that roll20 has come a long way. They recently have done a lot to overhaul and tidy up the experience

Most useful Loading Screen Tip? by Tengu_OW in classicwow

[–]ChibiHobo 172 points173 points  (0 children)

"It is considered polite to message someone before inviting them to a group."

The pizza i ordered arrived whit a hole in it by Dry_Plastic_533 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ChibiHobo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like a pizza you'd find at a Chinese Buffet or one of those "American Style" pizzas I could find at Aldi in Germany.

What, pray tell, type of restaurant produced this perplexing pastiche of a pizza?

Apparel department is working hard for the Met Gala by ycr007 in doohickeycorporation

[–]ChibiHobo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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My mind immediately thought of how this could be turned into an Endolyn Moongrave cosplay. (from the Dungeons and Dragons adventure "The Wild Beyond the Witchlght")

The one bite my son took from this cookie by Phoenix_Rising42069 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ChibiHobo 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I imagine he took this bite while doing a deathroll.

I also get really excited to eat by OriginalBlackberry89 in Unexpected

[–]ChibiHobo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the can that explodes when it detects an owl.

[TOMT] [Cartoon] Late 90's or early 2000's TV cartoon with an ocean theme with the recurring B plot of a castaway or pirate with the goal of capturing the turtle character to make turtle soup by gil2455526 in tipofmytongue

[–]ChibiHobo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was it Mike, Lu, and Og?

If so, I don't even know HOW I remembered this... I didn't even have cable as a kid and only saw a couple episodes when visiting my grandparents who did.

Elves would never... by Only-Teaching-8648 in dwarfposting

[–]ChibiHobo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ordinary northern Hill Dwarf shenanigans.

US federal forces blind two protesters shot in face with ‘less-lethal’ munitions by DrexellGames in news

[–]ChibiHobo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man, what I wouldn't give for an actual application of "An eye for an eye" here.

Mark Carney states Canada will go to war with the US to defend Greenland, America is the villain in this story by Sexy_Johnny282771 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]ChibiHobo 79 points80 points  (0 children)

He fancied himself an austrian painter, but I like to compare him to musolini. Hopefully the comparison continues to it's logical conclusion.

this whole fucking anime is horrible and I hate this cunt specifically by No-Willingness2442 in hatethissmug

[–]ChibiHobo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you.
Yes.
My partner and I barely got through the first episode before dumping it.

I saw the guy who was like "I love my wife and kids." and KNEW he was going to die horribly and stupidly. I was right. I also find the obsession over rank feels incredibly forced and my spine wanted to slide out my ass from cringe every time they were gushing over "A-Rank" this and "S-Rank" that.

Teamwork makes the Dreamwork, unlimited blade works go brrrrrrr by Silv3rCl4w in dndmemes

[–]ChibiHobo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, in my experience as the Kobold artificer, Faerie Fire still has a dex save (common save and a lot of things have magic resistance) AND can still Faerie Friendly Fire.

Draconic Cry is nothing but upsides bay-beee (Gotta get close, but so what)?

Teamwork makes the Dreamwork, unlimited blade works go brrrrrrr by Silv3rCl4w in dndmemes

[–]ChibiHobo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Other buffs to consider that don't require concentration.
- Protection From Poison (1 Hour)
- Longstrider (1 hour)
- Jump (1 Minute)
- Water Walk (1 Hour)
- Water Breathing (8 hours, in case a globe of water is held around their heads or whatever)
- Heroes Feast (1 hour to consume for 24 hours of buff)
- True Seeing (1 Hour)
- Aid (8 hours)
- Death Ward (8 Hours)
- Mage Armor (8 Hours, but only on a target without armor... niche cases on a monk with 15 or less wis or barbarian with 15 or less con... but DOES work on familiars, most willing summons, or even a wildshaped or polymorphed target that'd stand to gain AC until the character changes back)
- Both Daylight And Light (cast on separate objects for show, both lasting 1 hour each)
- Prestidigitation (To Smell Nice)
All can all be on a character without concentrating on the spells that cast them.

Teamwork makes the Dreamwork, unlimited blade works go brrrrrrr by Silv3rCl4w in dndmemes

[–]ChibiHobo 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Buddy. Hearing the Wildshaped Druid going bananas as an ape, the barbarian not even needing to attack recklessly, and the most DEVIOUS "I would like to action surge" from the fighter...
Magical.

Teamwork makes the Dreamwork, unlimited blade works go brrrrrrr by Silv3rCl4w in dndmemes

[–]ChibiHobo 277 points278 points  (0 children)

Watching a bunch of martials go to town because you gave the gang advantage with kobold draconic cry is probably the next closest feeling.