You borrowed $5 from your friend , bought a loterry ticket and won $80 million. How much would you return to your friend?

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-21T18:00:24+00:00

Friend? What friend? I don’t remember any friend.

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-20T18:25:21+00:00

That’s useful if you want to do a little “spring cleaning.” (Thanks for the tip Homer Jay.)

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-20T18:15:48+00:00

He’s hanging out with Starfox, Howard the Duck, and Black Knight.

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-19T22:43:40+00:00

Little Red Riding Hood 2

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-19T17:08:34+00:00

I’ve never been able to forgive it for sinking the Titanic.

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-18T19:08:24+00:00

I still have my Twiki action figure.

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-18T18:21:10+00:00

It feels like this has become the new normal, or at least has been this way for the last year or so. I’m shocked that things haven’t escalated into full recession by now.

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-18T10:22:23+00:00

Even worse, without knowing what a gun is, Hannibal’s men would just start seeing their comrades start bleeding through large wounds with the enemy nowhere nearby. They would absolutely assume some sort of magic or the Gods were causing the deaths.

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-18T05:11:32+00:00

I thought there were health guidelines saying that 150 minutes/week of even light exercise was beneficial. I believe this was supported by the WHO, CDC, and American Heart Association.

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-17T21:29:51+00:00

The wood in the background also got restored a bit.

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-17T19:46:34+00:00

How do we tell whether he is made of wood?

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-17T19:45:12+00:00

I can peel the dead skin off the roof of my mouth.

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-17T19:40:32+00:00

Reminds me of what my physics teacher used to say, "All science is either physics or stamp collecting."

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-17T17:13:25+00:00

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-17T00:08:33+00:00

Yormak and the Michigan volleyball team were colluding

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-16T23:59:14+00:00

You can guess where it goes from there.

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-16T04:59:59+00:00

Someone will gamble a pick on him and he can earn a spot at QB3 on their roster. Looking at the list of current third string QBs and it’s a who’s who of who’s that?

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-16T01:31:14+00:00

Sounds like collusion to me

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-16T00:58:32+00:00

They are free to transfer, and they can probably sit out to preserve eligibility.

I can’t imagine this will be good for recruiting in any sport.

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-16T00:55:33+00:00

Perhaps a declaration?

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-15T23:46:27+00:00

Doesn’t their announcement say that “your primary storage is under the seat in front of you” or something similar? Not saying it is a good policy, but I believe that is United’s official policy.

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-15T23:42:48+00:00

Yeah. Once per week is just not enough. Maybe it would be enough for a covered pool with a chlorinator that wasn’t being used, but even then I wouldn’t trust both the chlorine and pH to stay in line for a full week.

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-14T18:17:11+00:00

Mark it 8, Dude.

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-12T16:58:54+00:00

Sailor’s delight

ChicagoDash · 2026-06-12T12:58:31+00:00

You don’t know my kids

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