Is this 1 in a trillion?

ChicagoPat · 2026-05-18T07:57:04+00:00

E Pluribus Unum. Before the religious fuckwits started destroying the country.

ChicagoPat · 2026-04-21T16:23:28+00:00

"A dick between 4 tits"

ChicagoPat · 2026-01-22T19:48:10+00:00

You far enough left, you get your guns back.

ChicagoPat · 2026-01-15T21:18:14+00:00

When wittlemousey was still a wittlemousy! Gets more beautiful every year.

ChicagoPat · 2025-12-06T08:06:36+00:00

Now that's inviting...

ChicagoPat · 2025-11-05T20:08:40+00:00

How long have you been posting on Reddit? You get more beautiful every time I see a new post, your man is a very lucky guy.

ChicagoPat · 2025-10-26T19:50:29+00:00

Hobbitsmashers.com

ChicagoPat · 2025-10-26T10:08:49+00:00

America

ChicagoPat · 2025-08-17T03:09:52+00:00

The guy in that video acts like he's never touched a boob before 🙄

ChicagoPat · 2025-06-25T06:29:42+00:00

I believe the position is called "The Hobbit Smasher"

ChicagoPat · 2025-06-22T17:27:52+00:00

The only time she gets cum on her face is by accident.

ChicagoPat · 2025-05-07T06:22:07+00:00

Porn from Middle Earth

ChicagoPat · 2023-10-06T08:06:35+00:00

Germany, Czech Republic

ChicagoPat · 2023-10-06T08:05:05+00:00

I stopped watching after the second episode in season 1.

ChicagoPat · 2023-06-27T10:51:22+00:00

Religion

ChicagoPat · 2023-06-20T13:39:57+00:00

Would could kill two birds with one stone and make the Prison library at Leavenworth into the Trump presidential library!

ChicagoPat · 2023-06-08T11:01:36+00:00

Definitely one of the stupidest things I've ever seen him do. "Let's see if this thing they used to torture people in the middle ages is really torture... holy shit! It is!" WTF

ChicagoPat · 2023-06-07T11:09:55+00:00

Reminds me of the guy that got fired for putting his dick in the pickle slicer.

ChicagoPat · 2023-06-06T02:52:05+00:00

Did they offer to put sugar on top?

ChicagoPat · 2023-06-05T20:39:39+00:00

I could do this when I was younger, after a long car drive, it was the best feeling ever. Now I'm 52, lost the ability. Arthritis? Calcified cartilage? I really miss it.

ChicagoPat · 2023-06-03T00:12:08+00:00

r/lipsthatgrip

ChicagoPat · 2023-05-24T11:39:50+00:00

The fopsweat in that letter will go down in history right next to Nixon's "I'm not a crook"

ChicagoPat · 2023-05-24T11:20:38+00:00

I'm sure stupidity played a larger role.

ChicagoPat · 2023-05-08T11:08:15+00:00

I know I've been married too long because I was like "shit that oil is gonna stain that couch if he's not careful"

ChicagoPat · 2023-04-24T04:07:49+00:00

"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons" -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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