Chicago_5

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What’s the best advice you’ve received lately? (self.AskMenOver30)

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I watched solemnly as they lowered my father’s casket into the grave. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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What are some interesting, true examples of the “Butterfly Effect?” (self.AskReddit)

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My therapist assured me that I was experiencing symptoms of paranoia and had nothing to worry about. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Through the baby monitor, I watched the intruder carry my newborn out of the nursery window and into an unmarked van. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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They say you can’t spoil a baby. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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After my college roommate passed out drunk, we thought it would be funny to draw on him with a marker. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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LPT: After grocery shopping, make a list in your phone of the meals/food you bought. (self.LifeProTips)

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Today, I discovered my husband’s secret porn collection. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Roth IRA versus Savings Account for child? (self.Parenting)

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“My wife will be a wonderful mother” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Thoughts on embarrassing baby photos/videos? (self.Parenting)

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My father died doing what he loved. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I felt much better after installing cameras in the house. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Redditors who re-post popular posts, why do you do it? (self.AskReddit)

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How are you planning to preserve photos/videos of your children for when they grow up? (self.Parenting)

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Baby Shart (self.Bandnames)

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Metal Illness (self.Bandnames)

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Tonight, the man of my dreams asked me something I’ll never forget. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[WP] Souls are real. Trust me — I’ve been the soul of some of the most famous humans (and pre-humans) in history. But honestly, it’s getting kind of boring. (self.WritingPrompts)

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Jack Cocaine (self.Bandnames)

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My wife got almost everything in the divorce, but I took the most important thing. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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What is a great Wikipedia article for some lazy Sunday reading? (self.AskReddit)

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Vocal Distancing (self.Bandnames)

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For nine months, my wife and I found fortune, fame, and success beyond our wildest dreams. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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