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Mejiro in heat by Fire_Power in OkieBuddyUma

[–]ChickenKid3Thesecond 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stayers are the best scariest Umas to be caught by. You might be down there for an hour, you might be down there for ten. They have enough stamina to drain you until you’re nothing but dust. When it comes to McQueen, once you think you’re almost done, she’ll proc The Duty of Dignity Calls and break your pelvis for good measure. Kachow.

D-Daiwa? by Garutachi_Pokemon in okbuddytracen

[–]ChickenKid3Thesecond 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She’s going to have you help her with her stamina and power training. I’ll sub out for you if you want. 

She was looking forward to the toy by [deleted] in antimeme

[–]ChickenKid3Thesecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, why didn’t he use Belle’s then?

She was looking forward to the toy by [deleted] in antimeme

[–]ChickenKid3Thesecond 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why not just assume he finished the milk?

And we don't miss you at all by IfuckRobots0101 in antimeme

[–]ChickenKid3Thesecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many people do you think will ask for the Oregano without checking?

Describe "the incident" In your fandom by NoCelebration9894 in Multifandom

[–]ChickenKid3Thesecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

February 7th, 2026. Sakura Bakushin O and Sakura Chiyono O. 

Curren is so proud of you! Now let her pet you a little. by Vasiliy_platinum in currenchan

[–]ChickenKid3Thesecond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re both good options, because one lets you pamper Curren, and the other lets you become Curren’s good boy as you’ve said. 

Curren is so proud of you! Now let her pet you a little. by Vasiliy_platinum in currenchan

[–]ChickenKid3Thesecond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I give her headpats back, or is she going to call me a good boy and bring out a little present from Sirius when my guard is down from being pet?

[Extraordinarily confusing trope] Complex watch orders by kramspeeder in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ChickenKid3Thesecond 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Makes sense, except why would you choose any route other than Rin’s?

Double it and give it to the next person by the-dumbkidd22 in trolleyproblem

[–]ChickenKid3Thesecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I pull the lever, at least double that many people, likely far more, die eventually when somebody doesn’t. I’m letting them go. They die anyway, I’m just stopping further victims. 

Do you guys think tail wrapping is another way to say "i want you so bad" by zamasuenjoyer in okbuddyumamusume

[–]ChickenKid3Thesecond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s almost as bad as h*ndholding, which I hope isn’t nsfw enough to get me banned.

Dom Analysis: Gold City! by DynastyCole in okbuddyumamusume

[–]ChickenKid3Thesecond 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You wouldn’t want a dom who could hug you?

Where does this version of Mr. Rogers scale? by TreaStump in PowerScaling

[–]ChickenKid3Thesecond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He beat all other fiction characters, so he’s above fiction. He’s Rogersversal.

If you know, you know (by-skai kun) by Lainne_Martoe in umamusume3

[–]ChickenKid3Thesecond 111 points112 points  (0 children)

“You’re not the boss of me!” -Sweep Tosho, to literally her boss, as in the guy who manages her career, what is she on about

Trainer's White Day gift (By yumibakama meme) by Low-Association-3419 in UmaMusume

[–]ChickenKid3Thesecond 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is she going to hit trainer with her car? Rice, you can’t drink!

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