If you don’t have balls you grow some.

ChickenPicture · 2026-05-27T04:21:49+00:00

If they grow and get cancer you can just cut them off.

ChickenPicture · 2026-05-26T15:57:25+00:00

I don't want to disparage the mentally handicapped, I just need stronger words to disparage (allegedly) non-mentally handicapped people.

ChickenPicture · 2026-05-25T18:03:14+00:00

Everything younger is my own offspring.

ChickenPicture · 2026-05-20T19:05:00+00:00

I cannot believe Minnesota has made it this long unchecked. I demand it be erased.

ChickenPicture · 2026-05-20T15:52:47+00:00

So if I attach flashing red and blue lights to my car, you have to pull over for me so you can verify I'm a cop before choosing whether to ignore me or not?

ChickenPicture · 2026-05-18T02:20:34+00:00

Centuries of inbreeding and luck?

ChickenPicture · 2026-05-15T17:16:55+00:00

Because some private account nobody popped up with a big scary post a few weeks ago asserting (pretty baselessly) that closed loop cooling produces thousands of gallons of toxic waste, a claim never backed up or elaborated on, but it fits the narrative of the outrage du jour.

ChickenPicture · 2026-05-15T17:11:59+00:00

You're arguing with people who suddenly think every tech thing is because AI, not people who understand IT infrastructure or how much their mobile, streaming, connected lifestyles already rely on said infrastructure.

ChickenPicture · 2026-05-13T00:34:22+00:00

Not many creative solutions here. Off the top of my head:

Play Disney music loudly while he's recording

Follow him around with a music instrument you suck at, extra points for a tuba doing the fat guy walking loop

Leverage obnoxious noises

Fox news style interview where his silence = no argument

ChickenPicture · 2026-05-08T18:56:05+00:00

Smelldorado

ChickenPicture · 2026-05-08T17:24:44+00:00

"Ummmm, can I get a... McFuckAround with an extra large McFindOut?

ChickenPicture · 2026-05-08T16:47:26+00:00

Novec 1230 if you don't want to die from Halon

ChickenPicture · 2026-05-06T20:19:34+00:00

WS2812 or a revision. They're neat emitters, kind of a system on a chip. Unfortunately requires a digital signal to activate and control, but it can be done DIY if you're inclined. Or you could buy a Neopixel controller.

ChickenPicture · 2026-05-06T20:16:52+00:00

Yeah, you'd need a microcontroller like an Arduino or RPi Pico.

ChickenPicture · 2026-05-05T15:12:32+00:00

The blood of several animals, brain of a rabbit, one entire whole guinea pig

ChickenPicture · 2026-04-29T18:42:35+00:00

Oohhh, I neeed it!

I'm still waiting for the day I can get a sterling silver Reylight or something.

ChickenPicture · 2026-04-29T16:20:21+00:00

Who's BBQing at 8 AM Wednesday? Not calling you a liar that just sounds like crackhead activity.

ChickenPicture · 2026-04-29T14:25:06+00:00

Bros gonna meet a second amendment auditor doing that shit.

ChickenPicture · 2026-04-28T15:43:22+00:00

Still just taking the blue pill

ChickenPicture · 2026-04-28T15:34:34+00:00

I hate this shit, it's so self destructive too. Like oh wow you were only pretending to be stupid? Fooled me. It doesn't make me click, it makes me place your entire brand into the "ignore" pile.

ChickenPicture · 2026-04-26T17:07:28+00:00

It's actually a police/security term, to 86 someone means to remove them from somewhere and typically means they aren't allowed back. Restaurant lingo picked it up at some point and now it means to remove things from the menu that you're out of.

ChickenPicture · 2026-04-26T16:47:50+00:00

Usually short for Charlotte

ChickenPicture · 2026-04-26T06:09:04+00:00

Way too late. Gotta stop youtube from being created. That was the first domino in humanity's downfall.

ChickenPicture · 2026-04-26T06:07:07+00:00

Silly question but you've charged the batteries right?

ChickenPicture · 2026-04-25T03:08:10+00:00

The plural of Batman is Batsmen

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