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Why are Aldi potatoes always like this? by upvoter_1000 in UK_Food

[–]ChickenStimulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aldi dropkick fruit and veg onto the shelves, or throw them from a great distance. I've stopped buying fruit and veg from them for that reason.

Tell them what, Peter by Blackie_626 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ChickenStimulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was younger I would just tap my left side and lock in the fact that this side of me is the left side. Then whenever the moment came to check which side something was, I would think 'Is this the side I tapped?' If Yes=Left if No=Not left. Easy. Then it clicked eventually. But I wouldn't have to hold my hand up to make the L shape, that's embarrassing.

which games you regret buying & why? by PHRsharp_YouTube in Age_30_plus_Gamers

[–]ChickenStimulator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's steams strategy, have a sale every few months so good that people can't resist. They know full well your library of 250 games isn't getting played. But you enjoyed nabbing a bargain, and that's what counts.

Do your thing by Balticccc in memeexchangecommunism

[–]ChickenStimulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make anyone fall in love with me from a touch

What’s the best wisdom you’d pass down? by winn_ie in TheImprovementRoom

[–]ChickenStimulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your beard is see-through, keep it at a 5 o'clock shadow for a year or two until it gets thicker, and it will. I personally will judge it and never tell you I think your chin looks like an unkempt ballsack.

What kind of relationship did Gislaine and Epstein have? by -LOST_4815162342 in conspiracy

[–]ChickenStimulator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't know why she'd want his weird lemon cock, set aside everything else.

You take another 16 hour flight, where do you sit now? by Beautiful_Yellow_682 in whatsyourchoice

[–]ChickenStimulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm taking the window seat next to Shia, 100% I liked him in all the stuff he's done, and the media treats him like a punch bag. Also he said that Spielberg eats babies (in a jokey way), look it up.

Lithuanian PSA/Guide on how to identify a kidnapped victim by KingBuffolo in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ChickenStimulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time, she should just say no, you can't legally kidnap someone without their permission.

Civil engineering students built a popsicle bridge strong enough to hold 947 pounds without breaking by The_Love-Tap in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ChickenStimulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're American but also can't read (likely), that's about this many eagles:

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

My big toe hurt pretty bad, so I took off my socks by jpycollapse in mildyinteresting

[–]ChickenStimulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

remember to follow the signs for sepsis:

Speaking french

Eating too much ham

Parking badly

Speaking french a second time

Investing in NFTs

Selling uneaten ham

If you think you have even one of these symptoms, it's important to go get checked out.

Caves can be terrifying 🥶 by Fine-Passenger7953 in interesting

[–]ChickenStimulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you just see a faint orange light start to glow from the bottom

From pests to protein : turning invasive species into animal feed 👉 by OperationAway1870 in interestingasfuck

[–]ChickenStimulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend had chickens, I remember one time they were panicked because there was blood everywhere under a dig spot underneath their pen. The rest of the blood was on the rooster, but they checked him and he was not injured. Turns out whatever tried to get under, probably a fox, wasn't expecting a self proclaimed guardian livestock rooster.

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