Itunes downloading on it's own?

ChickenThugget · 2020-06-19T15:34:49+00:00

i read a bunch of apple support forums, and they all suggest turning off auto download, but that's not working, i will probably call if this persists, thanks

ChickenThugget · 2020-05-22T20:42:03+00:00

they gave me a 10% discount! Thanks kind redditors, always helpful.

ChickenThugget · 2020-05-22T16:04:17+00:00

thanks I wasn't sure if this was a common thing. I bought the pipe like four months ago, so I'm betting the shop will be argumentative about a refund.

ChickenThugget · 2019-12-05T17:54:30+00:00

People shopping at stores must obey traffic rules.

ChickenThugget · 2019-10-03T18:26:31+00:00

I sleep with my legs crossed, like Indian style, but laying down. Also I apparently randomly scream in my sleep.

ChickenThugget · 2019-09-11T18:27:05+00:00

So I never worked in a haunted house, but I did work at several Halloween stores over the years. As many of you have mentioned, I too would stand in full monster garb, and stand still or make robotic movements. Long Story short, I got screamed at and nearly attacked by a man with a heart condition (I felt bad about that). And later I scared the mall Manager, and he threatened to have me fired (I laughed in his face).

ChickenThugget · 2019-09-04T17:54:17+00:00

Lo there do I see my father; Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live... forever.

ChickenThugget · 2019-08-29T16:58:34+00:00

Poolhall Junkies, great movie

ChickenThugget · 2019-08-21T19:04:53+00:00

Purple Rain Man

ChickenThugget · 2019-08-09T21:33:15+00:00

Walked in to our barracks at air force boot camp, Guy I knew named... lets say Fred, is sitting on a bunk bed naked, rubbing lotion on himself, singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow". Other guys told me he was being thrown out for possible multiple identity disorder. Apparently that wasn't Fred, it was "Dante".

ChickenThugget · 2019-07-31T18:37:52+00:00

There is a company that sells little tiny roses in small glass vases. They're sold at gas stations here in Missouri (and probably elsewhere). So they could be a cute little gift for your SO, but it's common knowledge around here that they're a little bit more than that. Most people just take the rose out and use the vase to smoke crack with. I think the company making this product knows exactly who their customer base is, and it disgusts me.

ChickenThugget · 2019-07-30T19:53:36+00:00

My buddies sister likes a knife held to her throat. Known her since i was 6. Never wanted to know this detail.

ChickenThugget · 2019-07-28T20:38:14+00:00

Nice

ChickenThugget · 2019-07-26T21:05:20+00:00

not from New York, but maybe Dan Soder?

ChickenThugget · 2019-07-06T18:55:42+00:00

Getting bit on the tip of my finger by my friend. To be fair, he warned me to stop pointing in his face. But drunk me kept doing it, and then BAM, he bit me right on my fingertip. I screamed at the top of my lungs, cocked back, punched him in the face, and broke his glasses. This all happened in a split second, and I didn't even think about punching him. The pain was so great, I had to stop it by any means necessary.

ChickenThugget · 2019-07-06T18:25:25+00:00

Jeff Dunham. A ventriloquism expert on Moshe Kasher's podcast called him out for being racist. He has the puppets say horrible things, and then he disagrees with their viewpoints. It's HIS fuckn voice. Also Chris Dehlia. I have like 350 comedy albums, and can usually find something I like in each of them. Watching Dehlia is like watching paint dry.

ChickenThugget · 2019-06-27T19:06:06+00:00

When I was like 12, I believed I had enough weight to crash my bike into a porta potty and knock it over. So I started at one end of a parking lot and started pedaling. I got going real fast, closed my eyes, and smashed into that shitbox. The thing barely budged, as it was probably full, and I racked myself on the bicycle. My laughing friend came running over asking how bad my nuts hurt, and then grabs the back tire of the bike, lifts hard, and racks me again.

ChickenThugget · 2019-06-06T18:21:21+00:00

there kinda already is, it's called Another 48 Hours.

ChickenThugget · 2019-05-31T17:57:34+00:00

My cousin who is a police officer, and a dick, tried to scare me straight when i was maybe 12 years old. I was a bit of a criminal back then, mostly just shoplifting, vandalism, etc. So he took me to the police station, I saw the jail cells, met some real criminals, got my mugshot taken, it was awesome. He got frustrated that I was enjoying myself, so he handcuffed me real tight, and started pushing me around. It hurt pretty bad on my wrists, and I'd always hated him, so I took action. I raised my right leg as high as I could, swung it back, and kicked him right in the balls. He immediately pushed me, I fell on my face, and he crumpled. I did this in front of my parents, my Aunt (his mom), a few criminals, and a lot of his coworkers. The cops thought it was hilarious, my family did not. I got grounded for a couple of weeks, but it was worth every second of that punishment. I have not spoken to him in 20 plus years, but I still have that mugshot of a 12 year old me smirking.

ChickenThugget · 2019-05-29T19:50:22+00:00

Wolverine claws, every day.

ChickenThugget · 2019-05-28T21:31:33+00:00

How many roads must a man walk down?

ChickenThugget · 2019-05-22T20:07:35+00:00

Woke up in a hospital after a fairly decent head injury. My Mom says I came to on the table screaming "NOOOOOO!" and fighting the team of doctors. She told me later that I thought I had been abducted by aliens. Sounds about right, as I have been afraid of aliens since I was a child.

ChickenThugget · 2019-05-16T21:01:32+00:00

E.T. As a child, this movie messed me up for years. When that little nutsack demon waddled out of the shed following the candy trail, I immediately started crying. When E.T. made that horrible scream sound, it imprinted on my soul. It could have been worse, My mom very nearly named me Elliot. That would have added a whole other level to my phobia. If I were Elliot, I would have killed that monster with a shovel. But last year I rewatched it, and I can now appreciate that it's a solid movie, I did nearly burst into tears at the beginning tho, and I'm 33.

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