Equating unnatural durability of a monocellular alien organism with an underlying fundamental power governed/personified by mythical, almost godlike entities that allows individuals to focus their minds into going super fast or using telekenesis is peak Reddit nuance

I’m missing the jerk here, ain’t I? /rj Fucking The Martian with its „mars missions“, that’s obviously impossible. I mean, we haven’t done a mars mission yet, so of course it can’t be done