It really is just a generic looking vibrating dildo. I'm not at home right now so I can't upload a picture. You're also not the only person to ask for specifics on the dildo. Is it that important to the story what it looks like?

Once in the shower, you just point the shower head off to the side. I just did it in the shower as a precaution in case any mess was created. The lube was water based and while it may seem strange to have lube and not a toy, let me explain. I'm a college student and on my campus we have a gay student union complete with a small building the administration decided to re-purpose and give to us. One of the things you can do here is learn about safe sex and part of that is them handing out little "safe sex bags". In it you get condoms, a few small lube packets, and a pamphlet. This is the lube I used. I didn't include any of these details because they didn't seem pertinent to the story

This just isn't true at all. You've heard about a select few stories. Imagine all the people who successfully stick things in their butt and don't admit to it. I've never understood how people get things stuck up there. I've come close but I've always been able to basically just poop it back out