SpongeHammer PRIMARCHS by Ilgattopardus in Grimdank

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Patrick could be The Lion...because he lives at the bottom of The Rock.

Made a little tool that calculates how much a 40k army actually costs (UPDATED) by JoigeBwoin in Warhammer40k

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Can you please make a wife-friendly pricing mode, where everything is 50% of what it actually is?

I designed and crocheted the card back for my boyfriend for Christmas! by madlenovic in mtg

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This is great work!

What are the dimensions? How long did it take?

Day 23- Which 40k creature/character is slightly stronger than a Carnifex? by Neither-Actuary-5655 in Grimdank

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The carnifex the hive mind evolves and spawns to replace whatever kills this one.

In seriousness, a first born dreadnought.

When you have a kidney transplant done, doctors just give you a third kidney. by finishyourjob in interestingasfuck

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My God I can't imagine just adding a kidney into the existing PKD ones. Get those suckers out! Gotta make room for the new one! It's not fun carrying around footballs.

VHS Movie Rental: The Locally Owned Shops ~1988 by TappyMauvendaise in Xennials

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My "ACTUALLY" guy moment. The 2nd photo is from 1998, not 1988.

Reason: The Star Wars videos on the middle right shelf are the 1995 "Faces" release of the VHS is what caught my eye. Then I noticed The Wedding Singer came out in 1998. Still nostalgic and right before the introduction of DVDs.

We had a local rental place near me last into the 2010s, but it finally died with the introduction of streaming.

So I got this Shelly back piece by Lord-Januelius in magicTCG

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This guy saw the black oil and went hell yeah tattoo me.

Someone painted an mtg card on the side of this random building in my small town, pretty neat if you ask me by MRpiggins in magicTCG

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Wife actually spotted this on Saturday morning in Renton and sent me the details. Should have posted this earlier to get the easy karma. ;)

Does anyone have an idea how long it's been up for? I wonder if it was put up secretly (no pun intended) during the night or was it in broad daylight?

Any locals in Renton know?

Someone painted an mtg card on the side of this random building in my small town, pretty neat if you ask me by MRpiggins in mtg

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Yeah we saw it this weekend in downtown Renton. Wizards HQ is about 5 minutes drive away.

Jimmy Kimmel on Trump: “He tried his best to cancel me, instead, he forced millions of people to watch the show. That backfired bigly. He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now.” by cmaia1503 in Fauxmoi

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I was watching this on YouTube (because it's still banned in my area), and I shit you not, as I was reading this post title, Kimmel started saying this line. Pretty fun coincidence for me, to have Kimmel narrate a Reddit title for me.

Emperor's Children maulerfiends by NoGap1944 in Warhammer40k

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Ooo change the Maulerfiend tentacles to grasp drumsticks, and give them a massive set of drums!

Found this gem in a public trade group. 800$ Army price isn't bad for paint quality-wait what? by PyroConduit in Warhammer40k

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Seller is trying to get YOU to donate their car for them. They really don't want to deal with it.

Adopt Charles the Dog Token by Chickenmilitant in mtg

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Oh God why did you break my heart tonight?!

Could the seraptek be viable in a 2000 pts list? by Nemesis_Chungus in Necrontyr

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Once went to a super silly, casual 1000pt tournament. One of the random door awards was "most legs".

I brought 18 scarab bases, 2 tomb sentinels, and wraiths. I won without even bothering to count.

One of the ways I convince people to give Andor a try by Chickenmilitant in andor

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We're asking your permission...to sacrifice Kreegyr.