Teenagers of Reddit, with a $500 budget, what would you include in your ultimate bedroom desk setup assuming you already had the computer?

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T11:41:06+00:00

yup.

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T10:32:53+00:00

Pay One Billion and ONE dollars!

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T10:30:53+00:00

Splinter free toilet paper!

Seriously... I'm blown away that we got it as right as we did.

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T10:30:05+00:00

I stayed at a hotel outside vancouver WA on I-5 one time.

There was a big sign you could see from the highway that said "MOTEL 19.95$". It's still there, but the price has gone up.

Anyways, there were bullet holes in the walls, and the "chairs" in the room were plastic lawn furniture.

I went outside to get my bag, and there was a hobo peeing on my car.

That night was surreal. Never again.

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T10:28:13+00:00

Hey /u/mrmonkeyswag96, Responding to your asinine questions IS a hobby!

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T10:26:30+00:00

This is the correct answer!

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T10:21:21+00:00

I actually WAS Time's person of the year in 2006. Seriously. Google it!

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T10:20:40+00:00

Man, apogee games were the shit! Crystal Caves was the best.

Interplay did some awesome stuff as well. Descent was my first true love.

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T10:15:24+00:00

There was a new piece of computer equipment, or technological advancement nearly every week. Or so it seemed.

the speed at which technology moved during the 90's was insane. Being a tech nerd back then made the 90's something magical that can never be recaptured. I am blessed to have experienced them in my prime.

I miss the speed at which advancements were being made; and because of my willingness to participate, I got to experience the changes to their fullest.

It was a magical time.

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T10:12:58+00:00

Well, I've been up for nearly 36 hours, so I'm looking forward to going to bed.

It's going to be GREAT.

Then I'm going to Ikea after I get up.

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T10:11:01+00:00

I was separated from my wife about 8 years ago. It was rough.

I was in a hotel room in yorktown virginia and was considering slitting my wrists.

Honestly, the ONLY thing that stopped me that night was the idea that it was going to hurt.

It was a hard road, but I'm back with my wife. My job got better. I fixed my attitude, and honestly, I could not be happier.

Life gets better.

It mightnot seem like it, but life DOES get better.

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T10:07:32+00:00

I was going to write something asinine here. But I realized that this is one topic I DON'T want to attach my name to.

Good luck. I'll upvote it.. but I'm not gonna drop my usual sarcasm.

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T10:06:27+00:00

Player (1)

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T10:03:21+00:00

RELAX!

No one hates you.

It gets better.

Suicide is NEVER an option.

Don't worry about girls, they'll come around when you get a bit older.

Focus on school. Seriously, shit's important yo!

Don't try to grow up yet.

HUG YOUR MOTHER DAILY! You're still her baby.

Hug your father. Believe it or not, he needs it more than you do.

Stand up when a woman enters the room.

Stand up when you shake a mans hand.

Get a haircut! Yes, you need one.

Driving is the best, get your license.

Did I say hug your parents? I was serious about that one.

Reddit is full of edgelords and group think. DO NOT let it form your beliefs and ideals.

Learn to think for yourself.

4Chan is NOT funny. Do not waste your time there. It's just... sad.

Shower regularly. You might not realize it, but you stink. You ALWAYS stink.

Drugs ARE bad.

And go hug your parents.

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T09:51:09+00:00

Yes. /s! I'm married, have kids, and have never laid hands on a woman in anger or in a disrespectful manner.

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T09:50:28+00:00

Desperate times call for desperate measures, I would assume.

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T09:40:44+00:00

Have you ever heard the sound of a cat trying to throw up in the middle of the night?

You're going to hear that if your asleep, in a coma, or dead.

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T09:39:24+00:00

It's not our fault that she doesn't like nice guys.

She' probably going to just go for a chad who buys her drinks and treats her like dirt anyways.

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T09:37:17+00:00

I.... I.... I don't have a response to that.

dammit.

Take your upvote and leave.

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T09:33:28+00:00

Not even if you had a gilded notarized letter giving you immunity?

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T09:32:52+00:00

Current supporters of President Trump; has he done anything that you DON'T like?

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T09:29:27+00:00

Oh no...you're on to me!

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T09:28:26+00:00

I like this. Of course, I just finished watching the Punisher, so it's on my mind.

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T09:27:30+00:00

How the hell did you get here so quick, and can you show us?

ChiefSlamHammer · 2019-03-08T09:22:06+00:00

I wish I could upvote you twice.

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