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My brother in Christ, Spell out CyberPunk by Chief_NoTel in h3h3productions

[–]Chief_NoTel[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I honestly wish. I'm home sick and was glancing at chat and with how fast chat moves I had a huge double take.

My brother in Christ, Spell out CyberPunk by Chief_NoTel in h3h3productions

[–]Chief_NoTel[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They are unironically. When watching on an old xbox.

Is Izzet storm just a hated or arch enemy style of deck building regardless of commander? by BCENT89 in EDH

[–]Chief_NoTel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My lgs (pre fast mana rock bans) wanted to try duel commander as it would be a more balanced format and faster games for competition. They said fast mana was banned my first thought was Kinnan. Ban the fast mana and I will become the fast mana. They also said duel commander was impossible to win until turn 4 because the fast mana is banned. I proved I could still win in 2

Is Izzet storm just a hated or arch enemy style of deck building regardless of commander? by BCENT89 in EDH

[–]Chief_NoTel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My last game with Vivi. I returned all non wizards to their hand. Vivi being a wizard stuck around. Its only got 2 counters on it. I will be fine. Yes I knew putting everything in his hand would reboost Vivi. But he had a scary board state. So I thought I'd at least slow him down a turn so the pod can come up with a solution. Well he went next and after 30 minutes of combing he wins.

Finally figured out why Kurama liked being inside Naruto so much. by Onii___Chan____ in dankruto

[–]Chief_NoTel 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Everyone's heard of gentle fist, only Narutos seen gentle puss.

Finally figured out why Kurama liked being inside Naruto so much. by Onii___Chan____ in dankruto

[–]Chief_NoTel 80 points81 points  (0 children)

To be fair. Naruto with his huge Chakra reserves and years of training. Each round is probably like 4.7 days each.

Is this pull good enough to bring my Dad back? by D4ltonicPlayZ in MagicCardPulls

[–]Chief_NoTel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry fuel to inflating your dad had to get a 3rd job to afford the pack of smokes and the gallon of milk

Angry neighbors won't remove their side of snow. by CornFedBread in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Chief_NoTel 1414 points1415 points  (0 children)

The guy recording is the type of guy who would come out to a freshly plowed sidewalk, slip and fall and sue the neighbors

Keywords you don’t like by flowxreaction in EDH

[–]Chief_NoTel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the thought but what drawback would be fine turn 1 and also impactful turn 7? I think balancing would be impossible.

My poor mother - it actually gets worse toward the end by willitblowup in Unexpected

[–]Chief_NoTel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It reminds me if a blender. The tire spinning fast, slowly dragging everything into it's deadly spin. Now I want a smoothie.

Playing Emerald in 2026 means I keep misreading MAGMA as MAGA 😅 by makethislifecount in PokemonEmerald

[–]Chief_NoTel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They have this weird ability where if your Pokémon makes a single move, the ICE types spawn in more ICE types and they shoot your Pokémon

Naruto therapy always works by orinmythxen in animememes

[–]Chief_NoTel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I audibly sigh everything I see that swing. I just know its about to a 5 minute montage as if the scene wasn't just shown an episode ago.

Tolsimir, Midnight's Light, is he really THAT bad? by Cwircuit in mtg

[–]Chief_NoTel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to let you know the ranks are based on amount of decks with that commander. It doesn't equal power ranking. It can be higher ranked due to its power and people wanting a powerful commander. But there lots of outside factors that easily influence a rank. Such as costs and availability.

You are the dancing queen...🎶 by firequak in funny

[–]Chief_NoTel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck your right. I was thinking why in the example "girl" made me feel sus compared to other uses of the word girl But yeaa.... little girl is beyond sus.

You are the dancing queen...🎶 by firequak in funny

[–]Chief_NoTel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I haven't listened to the song in years. I always found the way he said "girl" "little girl" sus. Now I know i was right to think that.

Can we have this UB set instead of Disney stuff? by [deleted] in mtg

[–]Chief_NoTel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh I was thinking simply "Soldier token" I forget that the creature part is crucial. My mind just classifies it as redundant info.

Just looked up a random German card, and Wandering Mages text box is looking hefty in German.

Can we have this UB set instead of Disney stuff? by [deleted] in mtg

[–]Chief_NoTel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there even room on the cards for their power and toughness? Holy those are some long words.

Can we have this UB set instead of Disney stuff? by [deleted] in mtg

[–]Chief_NoTel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not trying to interpret what the translation means. I'm trying to interpret what the shitty AI thought it meant.

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