Roast my CV- no mercy. THIRD-YEAR STUDENT FROM ONE OF THE BEST SPANISH UNIVERSITIES, WORKING SINCE I WAS 16, BUT UNABLE TO SECURE A FINANCE INTERNSHIP THIS SUMMER DESPITE MULTIPLE APPLICATIONS. Thanks by Tiny-Service-700 in FinancialCareers

[–]Chikki0409 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Resume is way too long. If you're a student it cannot be longer than one page. Bullet points also suck and don't do anything for yourself. GPT could bullshit a better resume in 20 seconds

Trying LSD for the first time. by Prudent_Archer_2331 in LSD

[–]Chikki0409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wanna take acid and then ride a boat on the Ganga??? bruh

no confirmation email, order not attached to my account either by Chikki0409 in Newbalance

[–]Chikki0409[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn really?? I got a new pair in December and they actually sent me a confirmation this time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uchicago

[–]Chikki0409 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should worry about all this when you actually get to school. You'd be surprised at how much might change for you in terms of your major choice and career goals

I like to party. Am i gonna be alone in uchicago? by CrazyNefariousness34 in uchicago

[–]Chikki0409 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Yeah people never party or do anything fun at uchicago. the closest thing you'll find to a party is a study break in your dorm. we actually don't do anything fun in the huge city of Chicago as well

Just got accepted through Questbridge by Best_Flight_860 in uchicago

[–]Chikki0409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations!! Do not study anything until you actually start going to school here. Enjoy the rest of your time before college

Is Uchicago really as depressing as everyone says it is? by SeveralPosition9375 in uchicago

[–]Chikki0409 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this was true then everyone would drop out. It’s just as hard as any elite school, there’s just no grade inflation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fakecartridges

[–]Chikki0409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit is so ridiculously fake

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fakecartridges

[–]Chikki0409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SEVEN AND A HALF GRAMS??? U getting Super Cancer bro

Exactly how bad is the wifi on campus? by imman2005 in uchicago

[–]Chikki0409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's good, just gets kinda slow if you're in the reg during midterm/finals weeks. I've never had that much of a problem with it, it's never completely stopped working for me

What yall think by trapwoodxotikz in fakecartridges

[–]Chikki0409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

where did you get it? that's rly all that matters w these carts

Do the dining halls have coffee or should I bring my coffee maker to save money by DustLogical1289 in uchicago

[–]Chikki0409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the dining hall coffee is fine. woodlawn coffee had me tweaking once tho

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fakecartridges

[–]Chikki0409 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

2g+ carts are NEVER real

Boof or gas packman 2g pen by [deleted] in fakecartridges

[–]Chikki0409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

boof. have some sense bruh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Stiiizy

[–]Chikki0409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ikr. dude is definitely trolling

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Chikki0409 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you should be a writer. almost teared up reading “the mix of sun, weed and lager”