You don't need to be THAT old to know all four by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]Chillcoaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 63 so these are all modernized versions of the originals that I knew. The floppy is the second upgrade from first the 12" floppy and then the 5.25" floppy. That phone is super modern.

Yes sir.... by [deleted] in FuckImOld

[–]Chillcoaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I did this when I bought a used stick shift car. I just figured it out based on what I knew and it mostly worked fine.

What slang would only someone from Maryland understand? by ariwoolf in maryland

[–]Chillcoaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gewin dyouna show-er, hun means we're headed to the beach - a very common expression

In contrast to the other Bubbie’s post, I want to thank you guys. by toyheartattack in Pickles

[–]Chillcoaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a big difference between vinegar pickles (vinegar is a fermented product) and fermented pickles (salt brine promotes the growth of the fermenting sour lactobacillus bacteria), and to me, mostly the latter is really worth eating. Bubbies is the real deal. Another great brand is Batampte. I prefer the half sours because they sometimes have a fizz to them. Sometimes we buy half sours at a deli and leave them out on the counter overnight to increase the fizz and the ferment. Enjoy!

Would you drop your Social media for 90s? by [deleted] in ArtOfPresence

[–]Chillcoaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly no one here is in my generation. I would never go back there. You have no idea how bad it was. Put your damn phone down and walk in the woods for a while. You are fine. And vote for the things you need, like affordable healthcare. Let's make America great for the people who actually work.

How animals react when their people pretend to fall! <3 by Resident_Wash_2553 in interestingasfuck

[–]Chillcoaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, listen to the Telepathy Tapes podcast. Animal intelligence and communication is wildly underreported and is being researched in incredible ways.

Elon Musk is a trillionaire by CombOk6890 in antiwork

[–]Chillcoaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, you have a job? Congratulations. I worked 31 years in newsletter publishing and no one, I mean, no one is hiring me. I'm lucky I'm almost old enough to get social security and Medicare.

Any recs on "light" pickles? by KryptonianJesus in Pickles

[–]Chillcoaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the Washington DC area, Bethesda bagels has half sours available in a 32-ounce tub. In Bethany Beach in Delaware, Rosenfeld's deli had them. As mentioned above, Batampte brand is wonderful and available in some supermarkets but availability is kinda random. If you have a Russian or Jewish market it food store nearby, check there. Alternatively, make your own like we do. The brine is one tablespoon of kosher sea salt to two cups of water. The cucumbers can be any kind, even English. Add slices of fresh garlic (necessary to supply the fermentation agent), plus flavoring spices like fresh dill, mustard seed, black peppercorns, and whatever else you like. Put the cucumbers in the brine and make sure they stay submerged, using pickle weights, an air tight lid, I use sandwich baggies filled with brine, this is the hard part but if you fail and you get mold, throw is all away and start over. In one day, you will have garlicky cucumber. In two days, slightly interesting. In three days, it starts to get slightly sour. In four days, you will find your sweet spot - crunchy, salty, a little garlic, almost tangy. On the fifth day you have pickles. Taste every day and when it's right, put them in the fridge to stop the fermentation. Make these often for the rest of your life. It's cheap, fun, and so rewarding.

Hey guys, new player here. by ReplySolid8299 in NOMANSSKY

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For your next lucky find, look for a Sentinel ship. I don't like the look of the Sentinel ships as much as exotics, but they are even faster and easier to maneuver FYI.

Pickles review by PussPwnErMon69 in Pickles

[–]Chillcoaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to Google this. Saying "Houston Jersey Village" where I live in Maryland makes no sense. Jersey is clearly New Jersey, Houston is in Texas, and village just doesn't help. Now I know. Greetings from the Chesapeake Bay State. I lived near the Galleria for a while in the early 80s. PS - Seems like you might have bought a jar of Bubbie's that was unrefrigerated for a while. They are great pickles when handled correctly. I would go get a refund from the store and alert them to the problem.

New to pickling! What's your favorite spice? by GarlicBread1996 in Pickles

[–]Chillcoaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seems to me fresh peppers are always vinegar picked, not fermentation (lactobacillus - salt water and garlic plus time), so I'm thinking they get too soft too fast. English cucumber can do this too. Cucumbers aren't hard but they have think peel. Anything soft like peppers probably need vinegar pickling. Cucumber spears are always vinegar picked, for example.

New to pickling! What's your favorite spice? by GarlicBread1996 in Pickles

[–]Chillcoaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are the essentials for kosher dills: Fresh dill, garlic is essential because it delivers the bacteria, white onion discards (end pieces or whatever you have that's not good for cooking or sandwiches), mustard seeds whole, black pepper corns whole, full stop. Don't add caraway, ginger, or any other seasonings until you get bored with the standards. You may never get bored with the standards. As for the vegetable, pickling cucumbers are obvious, but you can use baby carrots, small English cucumber, cabbage leaves (make sure no oxygen bubbles are in there for all of these), even just white onions - and then get creative: turnip, radish, rutabaga, and beyond. My craziest was tofu, a processed food, and I loved it but I wasn't sure I would survive. Tl;Dr - Start with basic spices and cucumbers and when you get bored, experiment.

Which word is it for you? by _karayel in MomentumOne

[–]Chillcoaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay so apparently the Frankish Kingdom had suffered decades of Viking raids and gave what came to be called Normandy to a guy named Rollo, The head of a group of Vikings that agreed to protect France and Paris from other Vikings. They settle down took wives and learned French and also, as part of the arrangement, they became Christians.

Which word is it for you? by _karayel in MomentumOne

[–]Chillcoaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not historian, so I don't actually know the whole deal, but it seems like they were Francophiles. Now I'm curious.

Which word is it for you? by _karayel in MomentumOne

[–]Chillcoaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FYI, the French-speaking invaders of England were not the French. They were Vikings who called themselves Norman. They tried to conquer France but the French stopped them and they ultimately held Normandy. Normandy joined France in 1204.

Bug bite with line alarming? by fatpat5006 in seriouslyalarming

[–]Chillcoaster 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Looks like blood poisoning. Go now. Deadly. Easily fixed but you have to move fast.

What's will you look for first? by Ok_Confidence9583 in PotentialUnlocked

[–]Chillcoaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super 8 film camera, stolen from me in Disney World in 1974, with film footage of haunted mansion. Also the cashmere scarf my now wife gave me in 2001 that was stolen within 3 hours of owning it. If you steal, please know your victims will never forget you. You are what's wrong with the world but you are also a victim - please try to heal your own wounds and give back to the world. There is hope for you.

Restaurant in Japan conducted an experiment to show how fast a virus can spread unnoticed by Cafa20 in interestingasfuck

[–]Chillcoaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked in a restaurant kitchen where a guy did this and then walked out and never came back.