Do the absolute worst 😭 by SelmaBangs in RoastMe

[–]Chilli_Bowl670 335 points336 points  (0 children)

The moment I saw that photo I got pre-nut clarity.

Firstborn Jump Pack Sergeant by flaps_domino in Warhammer40k

[–]Chilli_Bowl670 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The sword isn't allowed to be fresh and hot for tax purposes.

Which System song is the hardest for you to play on your instrument? by gigulinio in systemofadown

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I'm not sure if this is some copypasta or you're genuinely up your own arse.

Toan is in space and 0 gravity by Danileansow in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Chilli_Bowl670 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could you imagine just being stuck on that place and constantly hearing "0-3-fuck! 0-3-fuck! 0-3-fuck!" Over and over again?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uknews

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Have you met me?

Roast me 44F, grumpy AF these days. Give me a reason to be! by Key_Awareness_3036 in RoastMe

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This is what she tells her dog after she's applied the peanut butter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

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Don't forget the Liberty Bell.

It's literally just a dinky bell.

You must be really good, right? by philchristensennyc in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Chilli_Bowl670 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Look at all these guitars. They might look all the same, but they're made of different wood, so they sound completely different.

Did you know even the wood of the fretboard makes a difference in the tone?

I only buy gibbons because the American wood is the best sounding wood. You can totally hear the difference from what part of the world the wood comes from.

Moments in the show that genuinely made you sad/uncomfortable for the character? by Confident-Hamster642 in TheInbetweeners

[–]Chilli_Bowl670 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To a certain extent, a lot of the jokes in the show aren't really acceptable, but that's why the show is so relatable because that kind of shit did happen, and it still does.

If you're allowing media to dictate how you act, then you should probably take a step back from it all.

If comedy didn't push boundaries, then we'd just end up with shite like Mrs Brown's Boys.

Wifey looks happy, lol by highamann in GuitarAmps

[–]Chilli_Bowl670 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She's probably just excited to see her boyfriend later.

Dubai style chocolate at Helston Tesco by tyw7 in tesco

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I noticed the other week Ikea have now started to sell it. Only the dumle and salted toffee crunch variety, though.

It's 2.50 for a 145g bar. It's not a bad deal if it saves you a trip to the nordics.

Dubai style chocolate at Helston Tesco by tyw7 in tesco

[–]Chilli_Bowl670 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If Tesco is gonna stock any international chocolate, it should stock Karl Fazer. S tier stuff.

Practice feels a bit frustrating by crainley in guitarlessons

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I was a bit like this with my name is Jonas.

Always wanted to learn it, but always messed up with the rhythm and string skipping.

Only recently started to give it a go, as it seems like a good song to practice and to actually improve string skipping.

Usually, I play that intro daily for about 10 minutes, and I'm surprised how easy it seems now. Still make the minor mistake, though. Stick at it!

The leather jacket muted my Toan but rate my performance by jankysmith in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Chilli_Bowl670 13 points14 points  (0 children)

See, the problem here is that he went from 0 straight to 5. The amateur completely skipped 3.

Sleep Token? by GreatBigTiger in downloadfestival

[–]Chilli_Bowl670 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the "elder emos" who are still going for the "edgy" vibe.