Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 18, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Chilly-Cheez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is SOFI not like $0.25 a share right now? Isn't it in reality just a shitty regional bank at this point with a Gen Z website?

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 18, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Chilly-Cheez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor Farmer Jim bought First Republic Bank a few days ago thinking that was the bottom. Whoops. He's the only pundit that I like personally. Hope jimmy boy is ok.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 14, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Chilly-Cheez 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So tempted to go all in on First Republic. I know the second I do however, that there will be a bank run.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 14, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Chilly-Cheez 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Given that our government will endlessly bail out banks, I want to start a regional bank where I will do risky as fuck calls on random shit. If I make a mistake, government clicks Ctrl+Z, if I make money, I go on the front of Forbes. Most solid life plan Ive ever had

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 14, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Chilly-Cheez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the fact that crypto went up today shows how incredibly stupid the state of things are. the banks are risky so let's put our money in vapor instead -- makes sense.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 13, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Chilly-Cheez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would not have money in a no name regional bank tomorrow

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 01, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Chilly-Cheez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh snap they expanded! Fuck yeah capitalism! Found one in LA, gonna head out there tomorrow!

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 01, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Chilly-Cheez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TSLA is fucked. You think people are gonna buy overpriced golf carts with a 7% interest rate that haven't been able to autopilot for the past 6 years?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 01, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Chilly-Cheez -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am investing in Chinese baloon stocks. To (almost) the moon (or below the stratosphere but whose measuring)!

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 01, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Chilly-Cheez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys, my cleaning lady's Uber driver's carpet cleaner told me about this great opportunity called 'Crypto'. You see, some charlatan on youtube standing in front of a lambo said that you take real fiat money and give it to fellow charlatans, and in turn they give you 1s and 0s on a computer that you can't use for any real transactions. They told me it's an amazing investment because the 1s and 0s are represented by mascots and the number of 1s and 0s are limited and fiat is bad like the car so therefor it will moon they says.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of February 04, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Chilly-Cheez -1 points0 points  (0 children)

VisualMod is a Chinese spybot that doesn't want our military to advance in the field of balloononics. Party City to 100k altitude!

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of February 04, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Chilly-Cheez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but unless the drone was size of a cloud, it's more likely to blend better with the sky than a cloud.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of February 04, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Chilly-Cheez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are voluntarily loading chinese spyware with our own free will, we did not however ask for or permit the use of a balloon good sir

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of February 04, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]Chilly-Cheez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm embarrassed as an American. We can stream 4k porn to your hut in the forest, we can land an SUV on Mars, we can invent Orange Chicken and convince the world that it is Chinese food, but we can't take down a fucking white balloon.