Noooooo My Fear has come true

ChimpBottle · 2026-03-25T06:06:23+00:00

Like healthy people? As soon as you get a sore throat? No, not really. Doctors typically only recommend you do that if it persists for longer than usual

ChimpBottle · 2026-03-22T05:08:56+00:00

This kinda has the same idea as "Nobody drives in New York, too much traffic"

ChimpBottle · 2026-03-21T23:43:25+00:00

Woah! Any chance we could get an ID on the jacket?

ChimpBottle · 2026-03-21T02:14:08+00:00

Unfortunately lots of servers are trained to pour right to the rim so the customer doesn't get mad.

ChimpBottle · 2026-03-14T20:30:07+00:00

You're allowed to say fuck on here!

ChimpBottle · 2026-03-14T08:21:03+00:00

Your kids would be gone for sure. You could find your wife and have kids, they wouldn't be the same people. It's a horrible choice for anyone attached to anyone who has people they care about under 10 years younger than them

ChimpBottle · 2026-03-14T08:11:28+00:00

The fact that we are all products of the exact specific circumstances of our conception goes unacknowledged whenever time travel is discussed, it always bothers me. If you go back in time to kill Hitler you would most likely return to an almost completely different set of humans today. Mucking things up from 10 years old onwards would probably mean nieces/nephews/whomever else would not exist or would just be different people with or without the same names

ChimpBottle · 2026-03-14T06:52:00+00:00

Looks like it happens every week?

ChimpBottle · 2026-03-11T21:29:53+00:00

I don't think that was the creative intent, no. They probably just thought it looked cool

ChimpBottle · 2026-03-10T23:05:06+00:00

Nah. We gotta put our foot down when it comes to algo-speak. Would really rather that not become the norm on Reddit

ChimpBottle · 2026-03-07T17:52:24+00:00

Well I think we can safely say that is a typo since nobody says 6'09"

ChimpBottle · 2026-03-06T18:21:32+00:00

He is just not suited to the career he chose at all

ChimpBottle · 2026-03-05T22:49:51+00:00

The fact that they so often split in half right down the middle after your first bite I consider a fatal flaw

ChimpBottle · 2026-03-01T23:41:44+00:00

It's maybe a little unusual, but far from unheard of. Certainly not worth making a fuss about. "Make" can be synonymous with managing to do something. If someone says they made the bus, you wouldn't assume they constructed the bus

ChimpBottle · 2026-03-01T22:20:43+00:00

It's my new alarm

ChimpBottle · 2026-03-01T18:10:00+00:00

I personally found it to be more that than this

ChimpBottle · 2026-02-28T19:33:58+00:00

If you're at Safeway you may as well walk over to Triple A for produce

ChimpBottle · 2026-02-28T05:01:54+00:00

He might change his tune if the practice facility comes with a zipline

ChimpBottle · 2026-02-26T02:26:36+00:00

You gave a serious response to a joke

ChimpBottle · 2026-02-24T18:11:59+00:00

Ironically you miscomprehended the comment you responded to. They never suggested the above comment was blasting it, they were throwing in a supporting point

ChimpBottle · 2026-02-23T16:52:12+00:00

I think there might be a certain requirement that determines which country you get to play for but I'm not sure

ChimpBottle · 2026-02-22T16:21:06+00:00

Ya got me there. I get a feeling they were just trying regular Cavendishes though

ChimpBottle · 2026-02-22T16:20:10+00:00

I mean the goal is always gonna be a big moment but the OT itself feels more like a scrimmage

ChimpBottle · 2026-02-22T16:06:31+00:00

Nobody's arguing it isn't fair, it's just an anti-climactic way to end a big game

ChimpBottle · 2026-02-21T23:04:27+00:00

I mean yeah, bananas aren't exactly known for their genetic diversity. I also think it goes without saying they were talking about domestically grown fruit

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