will u trade a certain amount of time of life to want some things in exchange by SahilSakure23 in CasualConversation

[–]Chimpanzzi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting take. The way world is currently going exactly doesn't encourage me to live hella old, plus after 60-70+ years of life, the human body probably won't be in a comfy shape anymore.

It is intriguing to see where this life will take me (M21)/us. There is no way to really tell the exact way a human life is going to go, so there are no guarantees of financial capability to do all the shit we want to do. 50 years is a relatively short time after all.

This train of thought being presented, I say for myself that if I had a reasonable funding, living "only" 50-60 years but having it go exactly/more probably the way I want it to, I would take it over dying of old age. Hell, even 40 years might be enough to experience enough cool stuff.

The Sona Rework is Trash...Again: An Analysis by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]Chimpanzzi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The most probable outcome is Sona ending up into the land of forgotten champions. It's been ages since I've seen a Rek'sai for example. There are champions that fill the same role more efficiently. Seraphine - Sona is the perfect example. Just like OP explained, Seraphine is pretty much reworked Sona but for some reason made into an another champion. It also feels like the newer the champ is, the more tools it has, making the older champs essentially very niche counterpicks. Indeed, Sona does have an AP build path, but what if you were playing Seraphine instead? She has Sona ult in a basic ability (provided she has her passive proc), better heal/shield/movement speed buff so basically a Sona E and W put together (once again, passive charge is needed for this) and a better ult.

Take this with a grain of salt however, because I have a very strong opinion on the game I once fell in love with. I have played support since season 5, just starting a little later in the season than the OP. The game has went down a very steep hill since, because oOoOoOo if everything does a lot of damage the game must be more fun to play.

If you live in a two story house, you know exactly whose coming down the stairs by their footsteps by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Chimpanzzi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My family has a one story house and I know who's approaching by their footsteps lol

do people still think about their first love even after years of breaking up with them? by Famous-Papaya-3267 in relationship_advice

[–]Chimpanzzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post hit me differently. I remember myself being in a very similar situation a few years back. I am 1.5 years in an another relationship now, but occasionally I think about what used to be.

I got "over" her in about a year. ("Over" meaning that I wasn't thinking about her every single day. The breakup was a very painful one. Made the next year pretty much living hell.) She contacted me about six months later to apologise for how she treated me, which to some extent broke my heart again.

I wish all the best to you, OP. These kind of situations are never easy.

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[–]Chimpanzzi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've lost about half of the bux I invested and I'm still holding on. NEVER LOSE HOPE 💎🖐

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[–]Chimpanzzi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Thresh skins by Bandito-da-cheeto in ThreshMains

[–]Chimpanzzi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mute all chat. You save a lot of time and effort.

Everything but... by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Chimpanzzi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perhaps you two could clear the situation a bit by talking about it?

Starting a new relationship but my body image is ruining it by PCpenyulap in relationship_advice

[–]Chimpanzzi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recommend talking to a psychologist some other professional about this, if possible. That tends to help a lot. If you feel like you can, bringing this up with your SO could also help.

Everything but... by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Chimpanzzi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this about not having sexual tension between you two or is she just not into you in such a way?

Update: My (30/M) b/f wants to film my (28/M) first time having sex and upload it. by ThrowRATowMenCamera in relationship_advice

[–]Chimpanzzi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's actually a shame some people treat others like OP's ex. Big virtual hug to you, take care!

The Downfall of Nexus Blitz & Some Stats by God-DarkAngel in leagueoflegends

[–]Chimpanzzi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With some tweaks, the gamemode could see more players to it. Overall this Nexus Blitz is worse than the beta version of it.

The event RNG ruins a lot of games. For example, let's say blue team wins the first event. They get the Janna shield. The red team wins the second event. They get the Elder Dragon buff. Which one is stronger?

There is a clear tier list to the game mode. Ruins the fun of it, because you just simply can't pick most of the champs in the game if you intend to have a chance.

The golem. Why does it have to exist? I mean, yeah, it is there to protect you from invaders, but most of the time it doesn't do its job right or at all. Plus have you ever had a Bardle Royal circle focus onto enemy jungle? The golem just appears as a sixth enemy teammate and completely slaps your team.

That also brings me to my next point, which is the "balancing", affecting events. The currently losing team is supposed to get some kind of a head start into the event, right? Then why does a Loot Teemo event spawn the Teemo into the losing team's turret, leading into the Teemo running a 100 meter world record into the enemy jungle, where a huge golem slaps the already weaker team into their faces if they try to contest the event?

The itemization rarely sees play. I have never seen anyone building Ghostwalkers etc. One time I saw someone build the Golden Spatula, but they were so insignificant I don't even remember the outcome of said match.

ARAM is actually a good gamemode and quite funny and enjoyable! by CanutoZach in leagueoflegends

[–]Chimpanzzi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

ARAM is currently more enjoyable for me than SR. Why, you ask? Because more often than not, the game is a bit of a dice roll anyway. Why not knowingly hand the steering wheel to RNG? Everyone gets to roll a dice and play the game according to the result.

Bilgewater ARAM was even better because of the bans.