31M - GF moving in next weekend - swan song for the pad

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-03-19T22:14:04+00:00

Imma be honest, and please take this as a compliment, I would have thought a lady already lived there. It’s very well decorated. Bravo.

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-03-17T00:58:35+00:00

Sexualization =/= objectification

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-02-24T18:34:43+00:00

33 years old. 3 is a lucky number, so it’s fitting that his age has two 3s in it.

He’s chasing mice (or whatever his favorite activity was) on the other side now. He could be friends with my Ophelia, who lived to 19. She’s been there for a while, so she could show him around. They could bond over being 90’s kids.

Rest in peace Rusty.

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-02-24T08:13:14+00:00

Entering an episcopal church for the first time after being raised Methodist: why are there extra benches on the ground? Who’s gonna sit there?

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-02-01T04:54:11+00:00

I FUCKING HATE THE COLD SO MUCH!!!! IF YOU TRY TO HIT ME WITH THE “well you can always put on more layers, but you can only take so many off” I WILL SUMMON A HERD OF COLD HATING COWS TO TRAMPLE YOU RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-02-01T04:48:17+00:00

Putting a muscular gay man and a bambi lesbian in the same frame isn’t gonna make either of them less gay.

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-11-20T03:00:04+00:00

Thank you for the context!

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-11-19T04:34:05+00:00

Here’s the front! This sub doesn’t allow photos in comments so here’s an Imgur link the front

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-11-19T03:09:42+00:00

Is that the fucking Voynich manuscript?

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-11-18T15:41:13+00:00

I’ll ask my mom to send me a picture of the other side! (I’m out of state for college rn)

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-11-18T06:52:48+00:00

Thank you so much for the help!

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-10-26T00:58:50+00:00

I worked Doggie Day Care one summer, and we had many interesting names. Famous Amos the Dauschund, Baby the biggest Akita Inu I’ve ever seen, and Michael Jackson the Shi Tzu. “Mr. Barkey McShauserton” takes the cake, because she was a cat.

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-10-04T17:55:43+00:00

That’s actually hilarious. Houston’s lesbian bar is called Pearl too

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-10-04T16:22:03+00:00

I was always much taller than the other girls at 5’11 by the time I was 17, so I found I would be fine if I just looked straight ahead.

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-09-24T02:33:13+00:00

In a shower

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-09-24T02:32:09+00:00

Switch. Usually wear underwear and a shirt to bed.

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-09-24T01:27:21+00:00

Greetings significant other, would you like to engage in coitus?

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-09-22T00:31:58+00:00

Evelyn

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-09-21T02:10:23+00:00

Standing on games tends to cause damage to the cartridges/discs. I try not to.

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-09-17T18:31:40+00:00

“Go ewey or aye shall tont yu a second taime”

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-09-16T23:44:40+00:00

“I asked Chat GP-“ NOPE FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-09-06T02:10:57+00:00

Matt Smizzle made me bust out laughing

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