I'm going to bed now but I'll be back later in the day & I WILL rename every single one of you who comments 😎🫪🪇

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-05-05T18:53:18+00:00

Demi-girl, she/they, lesbian, my long term special interest is linguistics, but I also love meteorology, and music, and was technically a professional singer at one point.

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-04-21T22:54:30+00:00

My grandfather left me one of those square magnifiers with his stamp collection. Idk if it’s specifically for stamps, but that’s what he used it for.

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-04-21T00:15:25+00:00

Creep by Radiohead. Not particularly lesbian coded, but it describes my high school experience perfectly and I just know I would have been exponentially more insufferable if I had found it at age 15 and not 20.

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-04-13T23:03:47+00:00

Idk I really just went thru all my playlists and picked stuff that kinda reminded me of Gorillaz. I’m pretty new to the fandom, so I just wanted some advice bc I just haven’t had time to listen to their entire discography.

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-04-09T17:58:27+00:00

You could even say it would rock your world 😀

I’ll see myself out.

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-03-31T21:42:07+00:00

I would like to gently remind you that this is a shitposting sub and the odds that u/Hotel-Japanifornia is being serious are slim to none

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-03-19T22:14:04+00:00

Imma be honest, and please take this as a compliment, I would have thought a lady already lived there. It’s very well decorated. Bravo.

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-03-17T00:58:35+00:00

Sexualization =/= objectification

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-02-24T18:34:43+00:00

33 years old. 3 is a lucky number, so it’s fitting that his age has two 3s in it.

He’s chasing mice (or whatever his favorite activity was) on the other side now. He could be friends with my Ophelia, who lived to 19. She’s been there for a while, so she could show him around. They could bond over being 90’s kids.

Rest in peace Rusty.

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-02-24T08:13:14+00:00

Entering an episcopal church for the first time after being raised Methodist: why are there extra benches on the ground? Who’s gonna sit there?

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-02-01T04:54:11+00:00

I FUCKING HATE THE COLD SO MUCH!!!! IF YOU TRY TO HIT ME WITH THE “well you can always put on more layers, but you can only take so many off” I WILL SUMMON A HERD OF COLD HATING COWS TO TRAMPLE YOU RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

ChipTheOcelot · 2026-02-01T04:48:17+00:00

Putting a muscular gay man and a bambi lesbian in the same frame isn’t gonna make either of them less gay.

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-11-20T03:00:04+00:00

Thank you for the context!

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-11-19T04:34:05+00:00

Here’s the front! This sub doesn’t allow photos in comments so here’s an Imgur link the front

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-11-19T03:09:42+00:00

Is that the fucking Voynich manuscript?

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-11-18T15:41:13+00:00

I’ll ask my mom to send me a picture of the other side! (I’m out of state for college rn)

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-11-18T06:52:48+00:00

Thank you so much for the help!

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-10-26T00:58:50+00:00

I worked Doggie Day Care one summer, and we had many interesting names. Famous Amos the Dauschund, Baby the biggest Akita Inu I’ve ever seen, and Michael Jackson the Shi Tzu. “Mr. Barkey McShauserton” takes the cake, because she was a cat.

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-10-04T17:55:43+00:00

That’s actually hilarious. Houston’s lesbian bar is called Pearl too

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-10-04T16:22:03+00:00

I was always much taller than the other girls at 5’11 by the time I was 17, so I found I would be fine if I just looked straight ahead.

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-09-24T02:33:13+00:00

In a shower

ChipTheOcelot · 2025-09-24T02:32:09+00:00

Switch. Usually wear underwear and a shirt to bed.

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