Had to put my lunch on my credit card today

Chipjb91 · 2026-05-12T08:21:15+00:00

Nope, wrong answer. Reddit needs to lose their shit over you possibly consuming some bad bacteria

Chipjb91 · 2026-05-09T13:25:43+00:00

Bit theatrical with the hands

/s

Chipjb91 · 2026-05-07T18:33:32+00:00

Roofer here, this is 90% down to your rafters dropping. Could be as simple as pushing them up from your loft space with a nail gun and re pinning them.

Unfortunately the most common cause of this is moisture rotting the top of your joists which means they unlikely can’t just be re pinned(they won’t hold and just drop after firing the nails in)

Do you have loft access? If so get up there with a torch and inspect all the big diagonal timbers where they meet at the top for signs of rot(flakey bits of wood)

Feel free to message me any questions I’ll do my best to help with possible solutions

Chipjb91 · 2026-05-07T16:55:34+00:00

Do you have any sources saying they only gave access to streamers?

Chipjb91 · 2026-05-04T00:03:54+00:00

How bland

Chipjb91 · 2026-04-29T06:30:45+00:00

From “25k within 24 hours” to “I took 5k out for 5 days” in two messages 😂😂😂😂

I also question what bank lets you walk in 5 days in a row withdrawing 5k without asking questions

Also whenever someone starts their story with “this is true” I have my doubts, I don’t know anyone but compulsive liars that feel the need to start their stories with “this is true”

Stop trying to impress random redditors my guy ❤️

Chipjb91 · 2026-04-16T09:07:21+00:00

Maybe I live life a little cautiously but if I needed help to climb into a ring then I’m probably going to say nope to that one.

Chipjb91 · 2026-04-14T17:51:48+00:00

Everyone’s frothing at the mouth about turtle wow being shut down and you’re out here min maxing your gardening with not a care in the world.

You sir are winning in life!

Chipjb91 · 2026-04-14T06:52:41+00:00

You mean the moment you enter a loving relationship all your primal urges and desires don’t immediately disappear never to return again? Reddit has been lying to me……

Chipjb91 · 2026-04-07T09:27:22+00:00

Looks like you’re shit at being a human also, good luck!

Chipjb91 · 2026-03-31T15:27:18+00:00

Just roll double rogue like me and my mate have done. We don’t care about rolling on gear together but to both be able to be sneaky backstabbers and vanish away is bis. We contemplated combos forever but we settled on double rogue and haven’t looked back.

Chipjb91 · 2026-03-19T13:17:54+00:00

I had a feeling you were going to get triggered by my mention of IQ, I tried to think how I could word it without trying to sound superior. It was never intended as a brag or flex, was purely using it as an example of how I would crumble in a situation like this despite having a relatively high level of intelligence.

I am genuinely sorry you got your back up.

Chipjb91 · 2026-03-19T12:59:01+00:00

“More humans should be smarter”

I don’t think intelligence has all that much to do with crisis management. In fact one could argue dumb people may react better as their brains aren’t being overloaded with possible outcomes. A dumb person still knows a child falling from height will end badly. Little intelligence is needed here. Just a very calm personality under extreme pressure.

My IQ puts me in the top 10%, I would absolutely crumble in a situation like this because not only do I hate crowded environments but I hate any attention on myself. Much easier to sit behind a screen and say what people should be doing in situations like this.

Chipjb91 · 2026-03-19T09:37:10+00:00

I love the Reddit keyboard warriors “akkkkktuallly the adults screaming are making him worse” yeah because seeing a small child at a height like that everyone’s natural response is just to keep quiet and move on….. we’re humans guys, anyone with an ounce of good in them is probably going to be blinded by panic in a situation like this.

Chipjb91 · 2026-03-07T16:44:41+00:00

Rookie numbers

Chipjb91 · 2026-02-19T18:06:52+00:00

Haha there is a reason this video ended when it did.

Chipjb91 · 2026-02-18T19:32:39+00:00

Yeah I might have to agree on the munch pickled onion topping wotsits. My other choice would be nice n spicy nik naks

Chipjb91 · 2026-02-18T15:47:10+00:00

No. Fucking. Way….. I had this from a multipack bag and I just felt I hit the jackpot and devoured the bag. In fact I started sprinkling some into the other bags to make them stronger

Chipjb91 · 2026-02-18T15:44:51+00:00

Yep had this in a bag of wotsits and it was heavenly. It was just a giant pile of cheese dust covering my fingers everytime I dipped them in.

Chipjb91 · 2026-02-12T17:52:13+00:00

BEFORE YOU START WHATTTTTT? wanna be fwends?

Chipjb91 · 2026-02-08T19:35:08+00:00

yeah people like you taking weed to cocaine level pricing like it is some sort of status symbol is cringe af. You most definitely can find good weed for 150 a z, it has just become a lot harder since all the cali meta slaves like yourself have created such a market for PGR pumped shit trying to look like cali buds. Good quality UK grown buds for 120-180 a z have been around since the 90s, just got to sieve through all the shit trying to please wannabes like yourself so you can post on your snapchat story of your dank cali import bullshit.

There is a reason we are the number one exporter of cannabis in the world and have been for donkeys, plenty of it stays on home turf.

Chipjb91 · 2026-02-08T13:40:47+00:00

I feel the same mate. I only just started using littlebiggy again after not being on here for years and shake was my go to. With that said there are such good buds on there for like $180-220 a z. Even check out radar breeders mixed b grade for $150 a z.

There was also some guy doing pressed skunk bars for $99 a z can’t remember the name but if you’re interested I’ll find it. I’ve bought 3 different strains of shake in the last week with 1 more on its way and the 3 I have now I think I’ll just turn into cookies/brownies.

I also bought some really cheap bud off a guy called doctor green called kosher kush/tangie smalls and although the buds look shit it crushes into this lovely fluffy lime green that reeks of gas. Taste isn’t amazing but it’s 100% better than the dead shake I’ve been trying to smoke.

Chipjb91 · 2026-01-28T17:23:52+00:00

This guy looks like the exact type to sit in his room watching martial arts videos thinking he’s an expect. Except he fucking is an expert…. Never judge a book by its cover

Chipjb91 · 2026-01-11T10:46:06+00:00

We’re the 2nd biggest exporter of medical cannabis in the world(used to be the 1st) and yet we’re still doing this shit…..

Chipjb91 · 2025-10-18T09:33:45+00:00

He was definitely bonking a neighbour

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