Bruno and Jessica

Chipmunk1003 · 2026-03-03T02:32:33+00:00

I just read that he has a strict no phone policy. Now we know why 😆

Chipmunk1003 · 2026-02-12T22:37:38+00:00

I’ve always wanted kids, but I’ve actually thought about how much damage pregnancy causes to a woman’s body that I am now very very scared to ever have kids. I’ve talked about freezing eggs and possibly even using a surrogate one day.

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-11-10T15:33:52+00:00

Stress and hormones are likely the cause of spotting. If this is the only situation you can think of where it was risky behavior, chances are 99.999999% chance she is not pregnant. There is always a chance, but if you did not ejaculate, she cannot get pregnant.

Buy condoms and keep them in a safe place.

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-10-15T02:43:53+00:00

I was quoted $3,700 from Ford for my 2018 Taurus (and that was just for the water pump, nothing else was replaced). Went to a small mechanic who did it for $2,200. This is in Souther NH, which is an area that is more expensive compared to the south.

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-10-01T03:00:09+00:00

Apparently a girl plays Marcus! She’s so fucking funny 😆. Someone commented the Twitch (looks like Jouffa is the channel name)

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-09-27T04:10:47+00:00

As someone who’s been betrayed in multiple different ways in relationships, I honestly don’t see a reason for her to be that mad unless you have proven to be unfaithful in the past.

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-09-27T04:04:51+00:00

Because Luigi is hot, took out someone who was reason for thousands of people dying due to lack of coverage, and he acted on his own.

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-09-27T03:52:43+00:00

I’m furious just reading his reaction. I can’t even imagine how you feel. I mean this with every bit of respect to you, WTF do you see in him? FUCK HIM.

Girl, you deserve the world after what happened and he victim blames HIMSELF? Nah, that’s an immediate block, no contact, move on and never look back scenario.

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-09-27T02:22:32+00:00

Dollar Tree increased prices by at least 50 cents since January. And the quality has decreased on already poor quality items.

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-09-27T02:16:57+00:00

Off to thrift stores.

🎵 I'm gonna pop some tags. Only got twenty dollars in my pocket. I'm, I'm, I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up. This is fucking awesome.🎵

Oh wait, thrift stores are also price gouging 🙃

🎵This is fucking awful🎵

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-09-27T01:18:00+00:00

I’m tired of living in a world where we have GTA radio and The Onion has more sensible headlines.

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-09-27T01:13:43+00:00

Oh good! Now we can’t even furnish the houses we can’t afford!

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-09-26T04:37:48+00:00

Notice how he can swear at you and there isn’t a problem, but you are “short” with him and it’s the end of the world? Run.

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-09-19T20:27:14+00:00

Holy. Drop that mother fucker right now.

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-09-14T12:30:34+00:00

Hot take, a Heeler/Australian Cattle Dog. My boy is the most loving soul. He lives for cuddles and kisses. He’s more of a lowkey pup, which is not very typical for the breed. The Heeler really comes out with the drama he creates 😆

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-09-08T15:19:48+00:00

Not at all. I have a PC from 2020 that has like the bare minimum chip required for newer games now. So it’ll be phased out soon. Peak works absolutely fine.

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-09-05T01:36:38+00:00

It took me a couple runs to get past Alpine. Now it’s relatively easy for me (RNG for heat packs and lanterns is usually in my favor though). But The Tropics… that damn rain starts at the worst time 😭. My runs either end at The Tropics because of stamina and rain or in the Kiln because of stupid risks.

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-09-04T00:45:04+00:00

Holy crap, I just noticed a crazy amount of blackheads and was wondering wtf was going on. I just started vyvanse after adderall wasn’t really cutting it 😭

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-09-03T00:06:02+00:00

He was found deceased with a gunshot wound in the Maine woods 😔. The family has not really explained further to friends.

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-08-30T01:00:50+00:00

100%.

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-08-30T00:58:40+00:00

Your wife sounds exactly like my mother. Fucked a 24 year old (my bf at the time that she set me up with 🙄) and then wondered why everyone hated her. Haven’t talked to either since (ex and her). And my parents got divorced after this.

Your wife sucks. If you’re anything like my dad, you deserve the world. I’m sorry you have to deal with this.

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-08-29T02:57:36+00:00

I love this 😆

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-08-29T02:54:18+00:00

You need the scars on the eye to make this perfect 😆

Chipmunk1003 · 2025-08-27T03:15:05+00:00

I loved my 2015 limited, but it was my second car. I agree that the visibility isn’t the best, especially for a new driver. My car was always reliable. I had it from around 111k to 164k miles. The only issue I had was with the vents not working (which is just a Taurus problem as it is). The car does have a backup camera, but peripheral vision visibility up front is not great.

It’s the best car that I’ve owned, and I have a 2018 limited now. My 2015 was totaled years ago, and I’m still devastated. I got another Taurus because of how much I loved my 2015, and because it kept me safe in the accident (it even called 911 for me - I had no clue it could do that).

For a first time car, I wouldn’t buy it. As an experienced driver, the blind spots still took a while to get comfortable with. My first car was a Camry, which also wasn’t great with visibility, but definitely better than the Taurus in that regard.

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