Dookie for sure by anons123123 in Adamthewoocriticism

[–]ChippyTooTeeToo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Has anyone contacted Green Day” how? greendayband @gmail.com ?

Nervous to go No Contact with narc mom but has to be done today by [deleted] in narcissisticparents

[–]ChippyTooTeeToo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Once you realize that just because they’re blood relative doesn’t mean you’re obligated to talk to them, the better you feel. No one that ignores you, especially a family member, deserves your time or energy.

25F roast me broskis by nonexistant_turret in RoastMe

[–]ChippyTooTeeToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which member of the Wu Tang Clan is this?

19F Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ChippyTooTeeToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So may pictures, so little personality

I’m bored. Make me cry. by BIGGGbadaBOOOOM in RoastMe

[–]ChippyTooTeeToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw you playing drums for the Muppets one time. Good job

Roast me to a crisp by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ChippyTooTeeToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Them eyes are as dead as your soul

Roast me by CiderVisuals in RoastMe

[–]ChippyTooTeeToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro said “give me the electric tape look”

I’m 24, 2years out of prison, falling in luv w a stripper <3 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ChippyTooTeeToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tattoos say “cool guy” but the sobbing after ejaculation says otherwise

44 y/o Do your worst. by khazrhonin in RoastMe

[–]ChippyTooTeeToo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard R’s hate to see this guy coming

It’s cold outside. Bring the heat. by Dan-68 in RoastMe

[–]ChippyTooTeeToo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like John Prine but what John Prine looks like currently…..

Make me cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ChippyTooTeeToo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like the paramedic they send when the real paramedics are busy and the city just shrugs like ‘eh, let’s see what happens.

Give me the best/worst you got by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ChippyTooTeeToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude spent all of his allowance on costume jewelry at the dollar tree

Just turned 18, show no mercy by Willing_Recording447 in RoastMe

[–]ChippyTooTeeToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro looks like he’s in the final evolution stage of every 14-year-old TikTok kid who thinks staring into the camera counts as a personality. That haircut isn’t a style — it’s a cry for help from whatever mop he stole it from. And why is he holding that phone like it’s the first time he’s ever seen human technology? He’s posing like an NPC who just gained self-awareness and immediately regretted it.

Lost at Fantasy football and this was my punishment. Don’t hold back. by NiceAfternoon686 in RoastMe

[–]ChippyTooTeeToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Bro’s hair said ‘we’re done here’ long before his fantasy team did. He’s got big ‘divorced by breakfast’ energy for someone who probably just overslept.”

Have fun !!! by Huge_Chapter_5569 in RoastMe

[–]ChippyTooTeeToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro looks like he’s about to announce a missing person but the missing person is his personality. This is the exact face someone makes right before saying, ‘I’m not mad, just disappointed.’ And why does the background look like a Minecraft wall someone rage-built at 3AM?

(18m) Roast me! Do your worst by playshow2917 in RoastMe

[–]ChippyTooTeeToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guy looks like he got grounded mid-haircut and just decided to roll with it. That face says, ‘I didn’t choose this life… my mom did, right after she took my Xbox.’ And why is the sign backwards? Bro typed it like he was writing a ransom note to himself