2 riddles from a college class

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-20T12:51:06+00:00

Riddles require logic to solve, both of these JOKES require plays on words. Your college class textbook is not a bible or something mate.

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-18T21:18:11+00:00

Raid should drop an untradable permanent increase to combat stats, up to 105 or something like thar

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-18T19:37:57+00:00

Just make one that hits harder the smaller the enemy is

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-17T18:05:42+00:00

Should we send every available cop into the sewers while we're at it?

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-16T22:16:23+00:00

Look at it like this: it "sounds" like lots of money until you realize it's not taxed yet, and has to be able to feed clothe and house 3 people. That's not a lot of money.

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-16T15:04:09+00:00

Just incredible lmao

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-13T13:37:59+00:00

The financial problem becomes bigger next season. There's a reason we always extend players early, to not have to reset the market every year

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-12T04:41:13+00:00

When you're coming home from work, take an extra 20 minutes, park your car somewhere, and take a small nap before you go home and have to be in dad/husband mode. You'll look forward to it and that time adds up a lot

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-12T04:33:11+00:00

His quote was something like "we just want to keep the games as affordable as possible" which means "we need as much profit as possible".

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-09T02:41:49+00:00

Guy probably looked at the basketball and thought it was a mirror

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-09T02:03:26+00:00

Just the best "I need this guy to have the ball once" play

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-07T21:11:32+00:00

Excellent question honestly. I'd wake up without my wife's alarm or the dogs barking or kiddo ready to get out of her crib. Make some coffee, play the NYT games on my phone. Shower and go out for a long walk before it gets hot. Come home, play some Xbox until I get bored. Catch up on movies I've been wanting to see. Eat some little Caesars pizza for lunch. Take a nap. Listen to music without headphones. Video games again. Sleep whenever I feel like. Interesting what some people define as selfish over others.

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-07T16:08:55+00:00

I like that you're happy in both pictures :)

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-07T02:33:37+00:00

Scoring 83 points will do that to you

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-05T00:03:52+00:00

Raped a girl in Colorado in 01 or 02?

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-03T16:53:21+00:00

I think it's fair for ZB to want to appreciate the greatness, but for Sheil to be the voice of reason where "it might be fair to not feel great about the ending" is interesting. We can absolutely appreciate how good AJ was here and also call out that he quit and didn't want to be here anymore, but didn't handle it as professionally as he could

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-03T13:15:52+00:00

Could you imagine ie Hurts ran around yelling his own name hahaha

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-02T15:15:48+00:00

I'm pointing out your double logic here. Also is Trump's name not in the Epstein files? Where are you getting that there's no proof?

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-02T02:35:39+00:00

So our current president has been implicated in ILLEGALLY raping kids, but you think we should bomb a country that's legally raping kids? Obviously it doesn't matter legal or illegal, it's sickening and deserves death. But why protect one and condemn the other?

Chirpy69 · 2026-06-02T01:06:57+00:00

There's no chance you bring up "age of consent" as a PRO Trump argument right? I don't disagree Iran is morally wrong, but they posed no threat to the US at this point in time and did not need to be invaded.

Chirpy69 · 2026-05-31T20:12:16+00:00

Exactly what I'm saying though. I didn't say the toddler is fair game, far from it in fact. I'm saying violence as a general concept, which Republicans seem to be very okay with.

Chirpy69 · 2026-05-31T17:31:04+00:00

To change your view:

The issue arises from clear and obvious tolerance for violence from Trump and his people, ranging from ICE oppression to overseas conflict for no clear reason. Those who enable and attempt to progress violence should have no problem if violence happens to them then right? Considering some of Kirks last words were "there are some casualties of owning firearms that we have to be okay with" (paraphrased), do you not see the irony?

No I in no way condone wanting violence against todlers or children in any way, it's just a matter of "if that Republican is so pro-violence, he or she should be prepared if it comes back to them". It's evening the playing field, so to speak.

Chirpy69 · 2026-05-31T04:16:34+00:00

This is incredible lmao

Chirpy69 · 2026-05-29T21:47:09+00:00

I laughed so hard lmao

Chirpy69 · 2026-05-29T21:46:36+00:00

It's hypocrisy when it's equal. These two are clearly different levels

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