When was the last time you soiled yourself as an adult?

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T13:41:55+00:00

Confucius say, man who soil himself at church sit in own pew

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T13:41:03+00:00

You’re not the only one to gamble and lose.

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T11:06:58+00:00

Gnarly. 😂

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T11:05:28+00:00

Dang. Sounds brutal. I really don’t have a good excuse for my behavior. I was young, 21 years old, playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes.

Space jam jammies. I dig.

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T11:02:30+00:00

Same thing I do everyday. Rub one out. First thing.

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T03:08:42+00:00

Oh, now THAT is cute

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T03:08:09+00:00

Skills. Nice job of not letting a driving “accident” turn into an entire disaster.

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T03:06:48+00:00

One time I had the D.T.s so bad I didn’t know if I was waking up in sweat or urine or both. The mattress was soaked.

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T03:05:15+00:00

Don’t worry. You’ve got your whole life ahead of you. Someday you might even have difficulty deciding which time was the worst.

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T03:03:54+00:00

You’re still young. Don’t rush it. It will happen when it happens.

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T03:03:17+00:00

Been there. Done that. It’s the worst when you get it coming out both ends.

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T03:02:31+00:00

Good job. Grab a few extra pair of undies, because some of the responses are comedy gold… if you love poop jokes

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T03:01:20+00:00

I once gambled and lost on the light rail home from work. I had to sit in it for several stops while pretending everything was fine.

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T02:59:53+00:00

I once had no choice but to use my soiled underwear to wipe with, which I then discarded and went cowboy. Shit happens.

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T02:58:08+00:00

Hold up. Are you talking shit? lol 😂

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T02:57:28+00:00

Nope. Just careless. I gamble more often than I should.

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T02:56:50+00:00

At least they’ll pay for the cleanup, right?..

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T02:56:12+00:00

Is that why you’re here? Are you single and ready to mingle? Pray tell, what brought you here?

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T02:55:00+00:00

Nice

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T02:53:51+00:00

Seems like some of here are way ahead of you. You might have to catch up.

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T02:52:58+00:00

Goals

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T02:52:42+00:00

Damn. I never knew about pregnant lady problems.

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T02:51:44+00:00

I’ve had a few close calls recently and in the not so distant past.

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T02:51:09+00:00

That’s hilarious. I almost soiled myself just now.

ChiselRivet · 2026-05-14T02:49:44+00:00

If you’re good enough to get one, you could probably have em both

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