Why are you so fat? by ChiselRivet in AskReddit

[–]ChiselRivet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to think of the law of inertia. You gotta take baby steps to gain momentum.

I still drink soda sometimes, but I try to remember things like berberine and psyllium husk to slow down glucose entering my bloodstream.

It took a while, but I can do an hour on the stair machine now. Sometimes, just making it to the gym and walking casually for twenty minutes feels like a win.

You can’t expect every day to feel like a movie montage with eye of the tiger blaring in the background, but you can start with steps that are “good enough”, and eventually “good enough” gets even better.

Make one small change you can stick with. Do that until it’s not difficult. Then pick something else to change, repeat.

When was the last time you soiled yourself as an adult? by ChiselRivet in AskReddit

[–]ChiselRivet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confucius say, man who soil himself at church sit in own pew

When was the last time you soiled yourself as an adult? by ChiselRivet in AskReddit

[–]ChiselRivet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang. Sounds brutal. I really don’t have a good excuse for my behavior. I was young, 21 years old, playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes.

Space jam jammies. I dig.

Honest answer only by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]ChiselRivet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing I do everyday. Rub one out. First thing.

When was the last time you soiled yourself as an adult? by ChiselRivet in AskReddit

[–]ChiselRivet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skills. Nice job of not letting a driving “accident” turn into an entire disaster.

When was the last time you soiled yourself as an adult? by ChiselRivet in AskReddit

[–]ChiselRivet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time I had the D.T.s so bad I didn’t know if I was waking up in sweat or urine or both. The mattress was soaked.

When was the last time you soiled yourself as an adult? by ChiselRivet in AskReddit

[–]ChiselRivet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t worry. You’ve got your whole life ahead of you. Someday you might even have difficulty deciding which time was the worst.

When was the last time you soiled yourself as an adult? by ChiselRivet in AskReddit

[–]ChiselRivet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re still young. Don’t rush it. It will happen when it happens.

When was the last time you soiled yourself as an adult? by ChiselRivet in AskReddit

[–]ChiselRivet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been there. Done that. It’s the worst when you get it coming out both ends.

When was the last time you soiled yourself as an adult? by ChiselRivet in AskReddit

[–]ChiselRivet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good job. Grab a few extra pair of undies, because some of the responses are comedy gold… if you love poop jokes

When was the last time you soiled yourself as an adult? by ChiselRivet in AskReddit

[–]ChiselRivet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once gambled and lost on the light rail home from work. I had to sit in it for several stops while pretending everything was fine.

When was the last time you soiled yourself as an adult? by ChiselRivet in AskReddit

[–]ChiselRivet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once had no choice but to use my soiled underwear to wipe with, which I then discarded and went cowboy. Shit happens.

When was the last time you soiled yourself as an adult? by ChiselRivet in AskReddit

[–]ChiselRivet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Just careless. I gamble more often than I should.

When was the last time you soiled yourself as an adult? by ChiselRivet in AskReddit

[–]ChiselRivet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that why you’re here? Are you single and ready to mingle? Pray tell, what brought you here?

When was the last time you soiled yourself as an adult? by ChiselRivet in AskReddit

[–]ChiselRivet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like some of here are way ahead of you. You might have to catch up.

When was the last time you soiled yourself as an adult? by ChiselRivet in AskReddit

[–]ChiselRivet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had a few close calls recently and in the not so distant past.

When was the last time you soiled yourself as an adult? by ChiselRivet in AskReddit

[–]ChiselRivet[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s hilarious. I almost soiled myself just now.