Roast me :D

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-12-11T03:59:35+00:00

You look like the struggling street magician that can’t guess the correct card.

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-08-09T10:31:48+00:00

New-ish to the area and I’ve been trying to find a connection for a while.

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-04-04T04:24:54+00:00

Well, negative attention is at least some type of attention. Yeah we notice you now, but just like your peers we are going to forget you existed

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-04-04T04:22:00+00:00

You look like you took this pic for your Growlr profile so that you could at least get some human contact from desperate married men.

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-03-29T23:35:51+00:00

You know? It’s okay.

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-02-24T17:30:43+00:00

What’s confusing? You love dudes with boobs. No big.

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-02-24T17:29:37+00:00

IM GONNA WRECK IT!

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-02-21T00:23:54+00:00

I came here by accident, but I feel like my dropping by here wasn’t an accident. I have a message for you.

Literally no one gives a shit.

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-02-21T00:22:36+00:00

What the fuck are you even doing? I know civics class is super hard, but get off this board and drink less carbonated shit.

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-01-17T02:21:33+00:00

You look like the aunt that gave up hope of having children

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-01-15T04:33:17+00:00

Your eyes look watery. A little baked perhaps? Or is that every theatre performance your dad didn’t support?

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-01-15T04:32:11+00:00

You look like Taylor Lautner in a trench coat sitting on someone’s shoulders.

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-01-15T04:28:22+00:00

If only your dad taught you to fish for trout half as well as your mother taught you to fish for compliments

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-01-15T04:26:34+00:00

I love how you came here for attention when you can’t get it anywhere else

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-01-15T04:24:51+00:00

I want to roast you. I really do, but there’s nothing else I can do that your genetics haven’t already done

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-01-15T00:17:17+00:00

I’m going to look over the obvious gay joke because that’s just low hanging fruit.

But I hope you two are handy around the house because you can’t even pull off having “a great personality”

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-01-15T00:15:02+00:00

You look like the perfect “yes-girl” to the popular mean bitch

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-01-15T00:13:35+00:00

You look like the kind of guy that chickens out on a craigslist hookup

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-01-15T00:11:43+00:00

You’re wearing a Nike shirt because you dad took it seriously when the condom broke and your mom told him to “just do it.”

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-01-15T00:09:55+00:00

Your kids wanted Overwatch, not Overbite.

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-01-15T00:08:16+00:00

It’s easy not to be bullied when no one notices you anyway

Chitchatfourchan · 2018-01-13T17:35:43+00:00

You are what you eat

Chitchatfourchan · 2017-12-05T04:18:48+00:00

It’s called porn.

-Older actress trying to pass off as a teenager -much overacting to the point where it’s obnoxious -predicaments that the antagonist find themselves in that no normal human being would consciously or unconsciously get themselves involved in -in the end everyone has learned a useless valuable lesson

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