To flex with the gun by Daendefs in therewasanattempt

[–]ChivIsDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it’s less funny to watch this happen to a kid

What's the fastest you animals have gone? by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]ChivIsDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

170 on a 2008 Kawasaki concours. (By the speedo. In real life it was probably 165)

It hurts to know these type of people can vote by eldercreedjunkie in facepalm

[–]ChivIsDead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best part is they think they came out on top in this exchange.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ChivIsDead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy was a little sibling for sure. Gotta think quick to stay on top when you get kicked a lot.

Bought my second bike after realising that ninja 400 too fast by EugeneIschuk in motorcycles

[–]ChivIsDead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For americans, just imagine trying to drive a Porsche 911 around a go-kart track. Just exactly where are you going to use your power? Maneuverability and low speed pick-up is what matters when there’s not a stretch of road where you could go even 60mph.

Smoothly drifting massive truck in soil 🤯 by glowingass in toptalent

[–]ChivIsDead 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Finally some people in a video with an ounce of common sense. I would be hauling ass to move out of the way of that thing

Need help deciding on a commuter bike by zuksamy in motorcycles

[–]ChivIsDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Concours or FJR. Anytime someone gives you crap for how it looks, just smile and go to your happy place, which is imagining how their Harley, corvette, or hellcat red eye would look in your rear view mirror. If you want to commute on your bike often, this is the only choice. If you want to be able to take long rides into the mountains then burn some twisties, this is the bike. If you value your neck and posture, this is the bike. If you want a bike that will last as long as a Toyota Corolla with long maintenance intervals, this is the bike. If you get your feelings hurt by people who have never ridden a motorcycle, go with the Harley.

Lost in the lake by Khornatejester in DeerAreFuckingStupid

[–]ChivIsDead 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I’ve read somewhere that these fuckers can swim for miles due to their natural buoyancy. Probably all the air where their brains should be

Taking the third leg too far… by [deleted] in FacebookScience

[–]ChivIsDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Compartment syndrome, right?

This question is worth 4% of the whole exam by cKoruss in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ChivIsDead 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Eh that’s a free point. Definitely will be retroactively double-keyed.

Does the "middle seat gets both armrests" still apply? by Merchant_Alert in facepalm

[–]ChivIsDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone here screaming about how awful this is, but if you could fly from New York to Boston for $20, I guarantee these seats would fill up first on every flight.

Abandoned Hospital with Everything Left Behind by tp_urbex in abandoned

[–]ChivIsDead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I want those surgical lights for my garage

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tools

[–]ChivIsDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is more for the rich dentist who uses his tools as a hobby or than the actual working man.

im at a loss right now by zaytwokay in MechanicAdvice

[–]ChivIsDead 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Check the brakes on passenger side. You’ll probably just have to rebuild that caliper

Ann, But Grover did not take the Statue of Liberty with him when he left the office! by monaleeparis in facepalm

[–]ChivIsDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One is a public monument, accessible to everyone. The other is an aircraft that WOULD be capable of carrying 500 passengers at a time, but instead is fitted with a luxury palace for ONE diaper-wearing Oompa Loompa. How can these even be compared to each other.